All the time Mommy is about to end

Well this is it, the last week with my full-time Mommy. Mom we have had a nice time the past five weeks, I will surely miss you being here with me everyday making sure I have all of the things I need and cleaning my box all of the time. I know soon you will be even busier than you were before and gone longer than you were before since you will be working so far away. Just make sure you tell Dad to check my food bowl okay, he's alway forgetting about me! I can't make any promises that I will not pick on these other cats, but I will do my best, okay Mom, just for you! I love you Mom!

Rainy Day!

Today is National Feral Cat day, it is also my brother Boxie Brown's birthday! He got lots of treats and he even got presents from some of his Catster friends. they threw him a party Friday, but I couldn't go since it was for tabby cats only! Stinking tabbies!
Oh well at least I got to go to Skeezix's birthday party and he didn't!
Mom found out she is starting her new job on October 30th! This is good news and bad news, I will miss having her around all day, but then again there will be no supervision so I can pick on these tabby cats all I want! HAHAHAHAHHA Tortie's Rule!

Good or Bad??

Well I'm not sure how to act today! I can tell somethings are going on around here. Mom has been home everyday for three weeks now and she is getting sadder and sadder. I like having her home, well except for the fact that she interrupts my plans to torment my siblings.
Also there is a cat in the garage. This thing showed up on the deck Sunday night starving and flea ridden, just like me! Only I heard Dad say there is no room at the inn, muwhahahaha! So I do not know what is going to go on with him. I know I wouldn't mind having another sibling to torment!

It's My Daddy's Birthday!

Happy Birthday to My Daddy! Happy Birthday to My Daddy! I love you, I love you!
Today, in honor of your birthday I promise not to scratch you, umm well I can't scratch you becasue Mom got those soft paws put on me, well okay I promise not to bite you today in honor of your birthday!
I'm not sure how many kitty years you are old, but I'm guessing plenty because Mom says that you are a lot of people years old!
Happy Birthday Daddy! I love you!
Love your doll,
Chloe Ann Bonney

Okay Cats!

As you can see by my new primary picture yesterday was not a good day!
I went to see Dr. Andy to get my Soft Paws, and well I decided I did not like the idea of Soft Paws one bit! I started hissing and spitting and generally just being hateful. Then the doctor tried to cut my nails. Not happening! I bit Mom who was trying to be comforting to me *sorry Mom*. Then the little purple caps came I spazzed out flipped around and the doctor called for his receptioinst (his assistant was not in that day). Well the receptionist couldn't help that mich as she already had gotten bitten and was unable to use her dominant hand to scruff me. Dr. Andy went and got the muzzle, boy did I hate that! I really freaked out then. Dr. Andy said Mom would ahve to bring me back because he couldn't do it with me in that condition, well duh, you got me there doc! MOL! Anyhow he said to mom, well I can do it if you want me to knock her out! Can you beleive Mom said go ahead and knock her out! So when he gave me the shot to wake me up I had these little purple caps on my nails. They're not too bad I guess, but my siblings aren't as afraid of me now! Darn it all!
Oh, and yeah, well the picture, I stayed groggy for awhile when I got home and after all of that fighting and the car ride I didn't have much energy left, so Mom exacted her revenge for the bite I gave her and put that stupid devil head on me and now there are pictures of me with it EVERYWHERE all over the internet!
I may have to consider being better behaved... NAH!

It's October!

Boy am I sure glad I wandered up on my family's porch when I did. Seems like it is getting cold outside again, last year I lived on the street, I won't tell Mom and Dad where and they never saw me until April, but it was cold last winter. That outside cat Sneaker is a fool! I cannot believe that he passed up the chance to live inside more than once! He must have brain damage or something. I am just pleased as punch to watch the leaves turn, and the squirrels gather nuts from the window! Afterall I am living the life I was destined to live as a princess.

Bored!!

I'm bored today I tried beating on my siblings and Mom stopped me, I tried tearing stuff up and Mom stopped me! I just don't know what to do. I played with my mousie go 'round thing some, B O R I N G !! I think I'll go pester my sister again.
My brother Ravi says I will be getting some caps on my nails, says he heard Mom and Dr. Andy talking about it yesterday when he went to get his check-up. What does this mean? Caps on my nails?

Meow, Meow good mews!

Well now, I told Mommy that everything would work out, but she wanted to go and worry anyhow! All Mommy's blood results came back and they were normal, so now she can get her new job! I like having her here with me everyday though and I hope she doesn't start her new job too awfully soon!

I'm in the doghouse, again...

I know, I know, I just can't help but fight with my siblings. I scratched Boxie Brown's nose pretty bad and now I am in time out. I had already put some nice gashes in his face over the weekend, but now I have cut the fleshy part of his nose. I wish I could stop, but everytime I see him I just want to beat him up! Can I help it? I wish I could. Mom's tried everything Feliway, Rescue Remedy, behavioral techniques, nothing seems to work she is consitent and everything. She's hoping that when I turn 2 and reach cat maturity that I become less agressive. Oh boy when Dad sees Boxie's nose i am going to be in BIG trouble!

Time-Out Again!

I got put in time-out again last night. Mom was tryong to cut my nails I was throwing a huge fit! Eventually she got two of my nails and I decided that was two too many. I hissed at her and scratched up her arm real good. She let me down at that point and I decided to take my frustration out on Boxie Brown. Who already has two new scratches on his face that I am being blamed for! So any how I was put inot my suite of the house and not allowed to join the family for TV time. I was sad, but I swear, I wanted to come here to live the life of a princess, which does not include doing things against my will.