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Faith is the substance of things hoped for....

My Tail of Devotion for Faith

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What's in a name?

I have no idea why my owner named me Faith. She obviously was in a deep dark emotionally wrought period of her life. Nonetheless, I made sure to go against the grain of my tender name and wreak havoc as often as possible. My owner thinks it's amusing to give me kisses while I am getting my beauty sleep, so in return, in the dark of night, preferably around 3 or 4 in the a.m....I slink into my owner's bed, delicately stepping around her many extremeties (arms, legs, etc) and then I ohhhh so gently......bite her head. Yes, I tend to aim for the frontal lobe, that seems to get an immediate reaction. I pause as she stirs....then I wait until she starts to drift off again and then "CHOMP", I go for her ear....I would recommend to my many feline friends to do this 4 to 5 times a night....Owners, if you see a tall, skinny, extremely attractive girl with bags under her eyes resembling Loius Vuitton luggage, you'll know thats my owner...... Give me catnip or give me death....