TobyCat's Declassified Missions

It's that time again!

First, wow! I was a diary pick of the day! Awesome!

Second, it's my favorite time of year again--that time when mommy and daddy put a tree full of toys right in my living room! Yay! I get to bat at things on it, hide underneath it, and pretend to climb up it so mommy will yell! Ahhh.... I love it.

I have discovered that as much as the dog annoys me, there are a few benefits. For example, he has a super cool tail. I like to smack it as he walks by. And he doesn't even do anything about it! That is awesome. And, he gets to have a giant waterbowl! I don't even drink from mine anymore, it's strictly a toy-bath now. I only use the doggie's. It's like a swimming pool! AND--get this--mommy and daddy got him a huge bed that he doesn't usually sleep on! He likes the futon better, so I get to sleep in his bed when he's not looking! Plus, he gets in a lot of trouble--he ran away from mommy again yesterday--so I look super good now!

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

I hear a rumor that we'll be going to New York this weekend. Hmm....