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TobyCat's Declassified Missions

It's that time again!

First, wow! I was a diary pick of the day! Awesome!

Second, it's my favorite time of year again--that time when mommy and daddy put a tree full of toys right in my living room! Yay! I get to bat at things on it, hide underneath it, and pretend to climb up it so mommy will yell! Ahhh.... I love it.

I have discovered that as much as the dog annoys me, there are a few benefits. For example, he has a super cool tail. I like to smack it as he walks by. And he doesn't even do anything about it! That is awesome. And, he gets to have a giant waterbowl! I don't even drink from mine anymore, it's strictly a toy-bath now. I only use the doggie's. It's like a swimming pool! AND--get this--mommy and daddy got him a huge bed that he doesn't usually sleep on! He likes the futon better, so I get to sleep in his bed when he's not looking! Plus, he gets in a lot of trouble--he ran away from mommy again yesterday--so I look super good now!

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

I hear a rumor that we'll be going to New York this weekend. Hmm....

Well...

I guess this dog is here to stay. Oh well. We got rid of his fleas about a month ago now (mommy even found my one superflea one day while brushing me. yay for mommies) but now he has a tapeworm. We think he got them from the fleas.

I had an OK time at the kennel we stayed at over thansgiving but CharlieDog didn't do so good. They didn't let him go to the bathroom enough so he peed all over his baby blanket. Mommy has put his through the machine four times already and it STILL smells bad. Mine went through twice only because it was in the same bag as his. Now it is fresh and clean and back on the landing where it belongs. Yay.

Daddy plays a new game that I like called Guitar Hero. He lets me help him by attacking the whammy bar thingy. It's fun.

Mommy is talking about putting up the Christmas tree again soon. Oh goodie. I like that thing. I especially like her butterfly ornaments. They're made with mesh (good for tearing), metal (good for chewing), and beads (sparkly to get your attention)!

That's it for now. I think I need a nap.

sad.

So I'm not a kitty finalist in the World's Coolest Cat contest. Awww, man.

I'm going to hide under the bed for awhile until someone who loves me comes and gets me.