Arrest Me, I'm Criminally Cute!

People have asked, "why the fomality? why the tux?" Even in hot weather, I refuse to remove my fuzzy tuxedo and white go-go boots. I have fashion standards. I have to set an example of infinite cuteness for my 4 cat siblings. Sean throws the homegrown catnip on the sidewalk and I eat it straight - no rolling and lolling about like my sibs. No way - I get it straight into my system, I know what's good for me. Today I saw Lola, the neighbor cat. She's always good for a quick romp around the hedge-driveway. My mom Julie is scehming up a new camera setup that I can wear, so I anticipate I'll be acting and directing in a few more movies. Check my website (www.kat-cam.com) for updates. As for tonight, I'm looking forward to lunging into the loft like a gazelle when my humans go to bed. We usually have a good 20-minute "session" together of happy paws before I curl up and hit and hay.

Paw Tuckin' in the Rain

It rained all day today. That didn't keep me from going outside and doing my business. But for most of the day, I stayed stuck to my favorite IKEA rocking chair, paw tucked, fuzzy rounded rump curled. I noticed that my coat gets fuzzier in the winter. Julie likes to put her whole face in my fuzzy fur and "snuzzle" me. I'm not sure why she does this, but I guess it makes her feel good. She brought over her other cat, The Mayor, last night and let me tell you, is he ever an AMATEUR! Cried all night like a baby, a little spoiled only child. I just ignore him and get my purrin' on in the loft, despite his pathetic mewwing. I guess he's used to being the alpha male over at her house. He'll learn.

April 10, 2006

Today I began by going out the living room window and marking my human guardian's yard with amples squirts of pee. There, one chore done! Then I made my way to the hedge in the parking lot where I like to stake out birds in the trees. Patiently, I waited there for 3 hours. Alas, no kills today. That tired me out, so I retreated back inside the apartment for some maximum relaxation on the IKEA rocking chair.