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Conquering the World, One Gnaw at a Time

oh meow!

I'm pregnant. So I've been eating a lot, and snapping at everyone.

Expect family additions soon. Though there are still more adults who should be added to the page, I should persuade the 'master'. (She still thinks she owns me. Silly humans. Never get any hints.)

days

lately sasha (that two-legged thing that thinks she owns me. uh-huh) has been busy with work, so i am all alone at home. that's okay, i can scheme when noone's around. yet i do feel sad and lonely. so whenever she appears, i rush to the door.

but she doesn't even want to play with me! she just comes, falls over, and doesn't get up until the next morning where she promptly leaves again, after feeding me and checking mail! this can't go on. tonight, i am boycatting her. she wanted to play, but i went and played by myself in the kitchen as she kept calling. that'll teach her. hmrph.

seems like she went to bed. i should probably join. myawn.