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Gimme Gimme Gimme

Suthinah

Hey yuh-awl!!

Mombo says we're supposed to tawlk like that now, since we live in Jaw-Juh. Mombo doesn't tawlk like that. Yo Paulie doesn't really tawlk like that eeether, but sometimes when he's on the tellyphone he does what mombo calls "slipping into it", and then when he gits off the tellyphone and keeps tawlking we cain't understand a wurd he's sayin' and we look at him like he's gawt three possums on his haid.

**looks around to see if mombo is within ear shot**

Okay, between you and me, I can't keep that up. I don't know if mombo really expects me to talk like that, but I'm telling you...it feels like my jaw is getting stretched out of shape when I Do! MOL

Ele' is very excited because she says that some of you still remember us. That IS pawsome!!!! I think Ele' has been a little blue lately, because she really misses everyone here. We all do.

Hope everyone is doing great! It's almost Fall. You know what that means: Vroooom!!!!! **head out to garage to tune up his motorcycle**

Why I Am...Well, The Way I Am

Hey everyone!! **waves**

Sorry we've been MIA. Mombo has been super busy with work stuff, plus she's had uber issues with the typy. But we wanted to check in and say hello to all of our friends!

Are you guys getting ready for Santy Claws? We've got our stockings hung and made up our wish lists.

One of the things that I asked Santy Claws to bring is lots of my food. I eat that Wysong Uretic food. It's really good stuff!!! As many of you know, I will furever have to eat special foods, because of the lifelong problems I will have after eating the tainted Not-To-Be-Named Brand of Food. Anyway, unlike a lot of the "special" foods, this Wysong stuff tastes sooooooo good!!! Nom nom nom! We all inhale it. And I'm asking Santy to bring some, cuz we don't have a lot of pet shops in our area, so mombo has to order it. She says that's ok though. She says she would drive all the way across the country to make sure she gets food that's good for us. MOL

Have any of you made up your wish lists for Santy? What are you wishing for?

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**Gimme studies the 4 page document that he printed out**

**Pops a Tums**

**Gimme starts to type, stops, looks at the document again**

Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete.

**Pops a Tums**

**Gimme sets his eleventy gajillion toes and claws onto the typy in anticipation of typing.**

**Glances at document again**

**Pops a Tums**

**Wiggles his eleventy gajillion toes and claws on the typy keys**

**Looks up in thought**

**Looks at document again**

**Pops some Tums**

**Opens his mouth to say something to Ele' and Ambro, glances at document, quickly shuts his trap**

**Pops a Tums**

**Watches the spider crawling up the wall**

**Looks at the typy keyboard, at the document, back at the typy keyboard**

**Pops a Tums**

**Sighs heavily and logs off**