Oh, the life of nobility

Today I was admired very much by visitors. No doubt they were in awe my glorious coat and striking eyes. I am of course, beautiful, without a doubt. No cat - nor any creature that walks this earth could match my beauty. And I do love that fact.
I spent much time today trying to figure out what the noisy intruder with the large beak is. It makes so much noise, it even imitates my unique meow! And it looks like a bird, but it's bigger than any I’ve seen before and its beak is huge . . . but no matter. Eventually I shall dispose of it. Somehow, someway.
I was so insulted today. The great large machine that makes noise and sucking sounds was released today. That thing disturbs me on a great level . . . rolling around like it owns the place, making my carpet smell funny, making all that racket . . . How dare it!
Now, do excuse me. I must dry clean the royal fur before anyone suspects that I have not done so in the past ten minutes.
Adieu,
Queen Iris Her Royal Majesty of the Kingdom of House

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