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My diary-by Kitten

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Y'know what I don't understand. Every time I go and sample some of the yards delicacy's, I get yelled at! OK, one time I ate a peony and almost died! One time I ate lemon-grass and screwed up my colon! I was hungry! OK?! Everything is fine now! I eat Pusscat's food now! But STILL! When I have onion-grass,"NO KITTEN! NO! BAD CAT!". When I eat the tips of daffodils,"are they poisonous? NO KITTEN!! NO!!!". It makes no sense to me! If it tastes good, it must not be poisonous! Oh well, humans will NEVER understand. I gotta finish my nap anyways.

Later,
Kitten

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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Mommy is going away! How do I know, you ask? I saw it myself! A suitcase! Right in the middle of the floor! Waaaait a minute. She's NOT going away! Yaaaaaaaaaay!!

The outside world...

Every day I have nightmare's. And they aren't about some rabid fox, oh no. I have nightmare's about...don't make me say this...outside! When I was a young kitten, I was outside when I saw something creeping around in the ivy. I'm not quite sure what it was, but all I could tell was that it was big. The first thing I did was eat some grass, grass always calms my nerves, until I vomit. Then, I hid in the nearest bush, which just so happened to be a barberry bush. I jumped out and ran toward the door, but it was to late! A poor, defenceless shew was already dead. I ran inside to find Pusscat picking ivy out of her paws. "Did you see the poor shrew?" I said. "Yeah, that went down easy" she said. She walked away. I vomited. Please read Pusscat's entry while I take a nap. See ya...