May 12th 2006 1:22 pm
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For the past 5 weeks, we've been renovating the Kitchen. This has resulted in the moving of my lavatory to the bedroom where I most enjoy dropping stinkbombs right as Mom is drifting off to sleep! "Blame it on the dog!"

Speaking of which, the bonemeister has been relegated to the bedroom during the day while the carpenters/plumber/electrician have been here which has allowed me complete control as contractor. In addition, the living room has become a kitty playground of boxes, boxes, and more...boxes! I've found the plastic drop cloths make cozy nests for napping and hiding the damn dog's favorite ball!

I hope this renovation goes on forever — though I've noticed it's changed Mom's hair from blonde to gray, almost overnight...