The Life Of A Tortie

Some Funnies

May 23rd 2011 11:32 am
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Mom's brother sent her this today.
She thought it was funny, so she'd
like to share it here.


Children Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication
on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell
it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today
that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you
are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie.....Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right...'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you
know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand....
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers
before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the
same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

 
 

Leave A Comment | 7 people already have

Purred by: Laura W

May 23rd 2011 at 12:55 pm

:)

we like de one bout de cooking !!!!

=^..^=

peace out N rock on, good ones tundra :)
Purred by: Monida (Catster Member)

May 23rd 2011 at 1:07 pm

Those are great! You definitely made me smile!
Purred by: Pipo (Catster Member)

May 23rd 2011 at 4:15 pm

Those are fun! Thanks fur sharing them!
Purrs!
Purred by: Rex (Catster Member)

May 23rd 2011 at 4:19 pm

Those are so cute, thank you for sharing Tundra.
Purred by: Tundra ~ DG #6 (Catster Member)

May 23rd 2011 at 6:25 pm

Thanks, guys!
Purred by: Tiny Tot (Catster Member)

May 23rd 2011 at 7:41 pm

Thanks for sharing the funnies, we loved reading them and they made mom smile.
Purred by: (My Angel) Colette (Catster Member)

May 25th 2011 at 11:42 pm

MOL! Thanks! We needed the laugh.


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