The Life Of A Tortie

Sleep With The Angels, Strider, My Doggie Bro

April 7th 2012 9:05 pm
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We've all been sad these past few days. My mom's eyes have
been leaking a lot lately. You see, Strider, my dog brother has
gone to the Bridge. He had been sick, but he got worse March 30.
He was always a bit cranky and he always growled a little when
we walked by him, but he never did anything to us. I think that he
secretly liked us. He just didn't want anyone to know.

We will all miss you, Strider, and even if you acted like you didn't
like us, we always openly liked you.

Strider
12-12-02 ~ 3-30-12

 

Me? Cat Of The Day?! No Way!

July 2nd 2011 11:59 am
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Can you believe it?!
Little ol' me is CAT OF THE DAY!
No way!
Yes way!
When mom saw me up there, she squeeeeed and did a happy
dance in the kitchen. Mom's - they're so silly!

Well, I guess we won't be making the CAT OF THE DAY a
picture today! MOL! Minko & Pipo and their meowlmy
always honor our family with a memento on these
occasions. Thanks guys, and thank you so very much
to all those who sent me gifties, comments, and kitteh
mail. You're all so sweet to celebrate this day with me.

Thank You, Everyone!

Love you all!

 

Some Funnies

May 23rd 2011 11:32 am
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Mom's brother sent her this today.
She thought it was funny, so she'd
like to share it here.


Children Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
____________________________________________________ __

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication
on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.
___________________________________________________ ___

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell
it.
________________________________________________ ______

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
______________________________________________________

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today
that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
______________________________________________________


TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you
are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie.....Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right...'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
________________________________________________ ______

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you
know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand....
__________________________________________________ ____

TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers
before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
_____________________________________________________ _

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the
same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.
______________________________________________________

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

 

WE WON! WE WON!!

February 28th 2011 1:28 pm
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We entered the Quiz Contest that Toki had and
WE WON!!!!
Can you believe it? We can't!
Mom says she never wins anything, but that's not
true today!
We didn't just win, but we won the SPECIAL PRIZE!
Two TOTALLY COOL collars with bow ties! Awesome!

The quiz had 55 cartoon cats that you had to find
out the names of. My mom gets all into stuff like
that and she's on a mission to get the answers to
all or die trying! MOL! Some of them were HARD!
She's never even seen some of them! She stayed up
really late looking for all those kittehs! MOL!

Mom had fun remembering the kittehs of her childhood
and discovering new ones! She was happy to see Jiji
on there. Kiki's Delivery Service is one of her favorite
movies. She had forgotten about Mr. Jinks and Pixie &
Dixie, but she remembered watching them when she found
them again.

Thank you, Toki, for telling us about your contest!
We're gonna look mighty fine in those stylish collars
your mom makes!

 

Well Good Golly! I've Been Tagged-Twice!

January 30th 2011 9:15 pm
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I've been tagged by two of my pals, Pipo and Samsara.
I have to list 5 of the most annoying things your
humans can do, then tag 5 friends to do the same and
put it in their diaries.

Here goes:


1. Not petting me as much as I want them to.

2. Not letting me out into the great wide world.

3. Mom being on the computer too long and too much
and not paying attention to any of us pups and kits.

4. Mom moving me out of the way when we're in bed
'cause that's precious Cooper's spot!

5. Straightening out the rugs I just spent lots of time
messing up. Oh well, I'll just have to do it again.


I shall return a little later with "The List" of
kits I'll be tagging.

 

Rockin' Tundra

December 24th 2010 2:34 pm
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Hey kittehs!
You wanna see me play guitar?

Then check out this funny video
my mom just made.

Click on this link:
Rockin' Kittehs

We be sooo cool!

(She also put it on my page, but it might
load kinda slow)

 

Please Send Votes My Way

November 8th 2010 12:34 am
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Mom finally entered me in
the World's Coolest contest.

Your votes would be greatly
appreciated, pals.

So, how 'bout it?

Tundra's Voting Page

Thank you.

Would you be willing to vote
for my family, too?

Rory's Voting Page

Cooper's Voting Page

Mick's Voting Page

Forrest's Voting Page

Thank you, oh so much!

 

It's Our Birthday!

October 12th 2010 7:52 pm
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Today's our birthday!
Mine and Rory's.
He's my brother.
We're eight years old.

HAPPY MEOWY 8th BIRTHDAY TO ME AND RORY!!

 

Kitty Ten Commandments

June 15th 2009 4:46 pm
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We got this from some website (can't remember which one).
We think it's pretty funny.
Enjoy!

And (Ceiling) Cat said. . .

1. Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the computer.

2. Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll.

3. Thou shalt not project hairballs from the top of the refrigerator.

4. Thou shalt not sit in front of the television as if thou art invisible.

5. Thou shalt not jump onto thy sleeping human’s bladder at 3 a.m.

6. Thou shalt not reset thy human’s alarm clock by walking on it.

7. Thou shalt not trip thy humans, even if they are walking too slowly.

8. Thou shalt not push open the bathroom door when there are guests in thy house.

9. Thou shalt not jump on the toilet seat just as thy human is sitting down.

10. Thou shalt attempt to show remorse when being scolded.

 

My brother, Rory, is a finalist!!

November 17th 2008 12:43 am
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Oh My Cat! My brother is a finalist in the World's Coolest Dog and Cat Show! I wanted to be one but nooooo. It's my brother instead. But hey, you know what? I'm happy anyway! I'm proud of my brother.

Sooo, I'm asking everyone to vote for my brother. You can click on his picture on my page. The one where he's yawning and stretching on the bed, or here's the link to the voting page. He's in the Stretch and Yawn category.

http://www.catster.com/show08/bestinshow.php?pe t_code=c# 5564

My family and I would really appreciate your votes. Thank you.

 
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