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My Life in The McCoy Family

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I swear, watching those two fools, Lucifer and Mattie, is the best entertainment I've seen since I watched the two dogs down the street get a bath!

Lucifer saw where our mistress had hung some plastic Easter eggs in the trees as decoration for this weekend. Seems he thinks that ALIENS or the dogs down the street have planted them there in order to gather information about us! *laughing my ears off*

I do have to agree with Mattie, though. That Lucifer really needs to take a chill pill.

LMTO! (laughing my tail off!)

I have been laughing my tail off all day at those two cats! Lucifer and Mattie are going to the vet tomorrow to GET NEUTERED!!!! *rolling on the floor laughing* Seems Lucifer overheard our mistress on the phone with the vet, making an appointment to have them neutered! He asked Mattie what it meant, and Mattie said he thought it was a kind of pasta!!! WhoooHooo! Those two don't have a CLUE what's in store for them! She had that done to me a few years back, and I didn't like it ONE BIT! Well, here's my little bit of revenge on those two, for the torment they've caused me the past 9 months! Enjoy your last days as MEN, you two! *laughing my ears off*