December 23rd 2007 10:31 am
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What a wonderful thing that Catster has done to honor me! They've added a new rosette of a cup of cocoa! And it's just like me... dark and sweet! Thanks HQ, for the great gift!
August 26th 2006 7:30 pm
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Yesterday, as I was engaging the newly squired kittens in training to become Knights of the Round Milk Bowl, we encountered a battle scarred cat knight who told us of his recent defeat by the legendary Black Squirrel.
I peered through the misty fog, searching for the Black Squirrel. Legend has it that he is able to fling flaming pine cones with deadly accuracy from a distance of over 40 feet. It became increasingly obvious that this was no myth, as I watched Sir ChickenBob fall from a direct hit from one of these deadly projectiles. My resolve strengthened, as I imagined my beloved Catelot falling to ruins from this horrid beast. I decided that I would expend all nine of my lives (or do I only have 8 left? I forget...) in order to protect my homeland.
As I turned to tell those who remained standing to protect the fallen Sir ChickenBob, I noticed that no one was there! I then realized that it had grown quiet. I looked towards the Black Squirrel and saw no sign of him. Instead, a deep blue lake lay before me. Ripples appeared on the surface, and a hand rose from its depths, clutching the sword of Kings, Excatibur!!! I stood in awe as the sword was flung toward me. In one swift move, I reached out and gripped the sword, feeling its power course through my very being! The Kitty of the Lake has chosen me, Lucifer, to wield this mighty weapon in defense of Catelot!
I stared at Excatibur, and when I looked up, the lake was gone, but the battle still raged. I gripped the sword tighter than ever and charged the beast. It flung its flaming cones at me, but none hit me, as Excatibur disposed of them in one smooth swing. As I approached the beast, I raised Excatibur above my head, and looking heavenwards, I declared, "By the Power of Excatibur, give me strength!!" I then ran towards the beast, and swinging Excatibur, removed his head from his body in one swift swing.
I then returned to Catelot, dragging his lifeless body to the gates, to show the people that the beast was slain, and that peace once again, ruled the land.....
May 26th 2006 4:46 pm
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I've been watching B.L.'s kittens ever since they were born, and I have decided that they could be potential recruits for my campaign against the aliens. While their fighting skills are imperfect, they seem capable of learning the art of paw to paw combat. This will prove invaluable during the onslaught of alien drones. That is, if they can master these skills without running to B.L. every time one of them gets his tail bitten too hard. *sigh*
In order for them to be able to strike fear into the hearts of the murderous aliens, they will need names that are just a tad more fearsome than the ones B.L. has given them. In place of the name "DearHeart" that she has called the solid black one, I shall call him "ShadowKnight". The twins, she calls "SweetBaby" and "SugarPaws". I shall rename them "Thorax The Impaler" and "NightWind The BloodThirsty"! As for "ChickenBob", well, it seems my mistress' son Casey has forever branded that one.
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