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The Life and Times of Little Billy

We're STILL keeping her...

It's been almost three, I dunno, four months now, and Teresa's still here. For Christmas we only got lots of cookies, delicious, of course. But so dry, I fear they may be going stale. Teresa tears down the Christmas ornaments. She jumps on the hutch. She momentarily attacks me before posing angelicly in front of Celia (Cici)! I groom her, I keep her warm, I bathed her when Peter wouldn't dare lay a paw on an 'innocent' baby calico and this is the thanks I get? No sleep, no money to buy toys, a stinky litterbox? Calm your nerves, William. Calm your nerves.

Oh Yay! A Kitty!

Yesterday Celia brought home a tiny Calico that looked just like my sister Candy. We are haveing lots of fun. I check up on her when she goes to sleep, and I rub noses with her, and I watch her play. Sometimes she thinks Peter and I are the same cat and Peter is mean to her and she arches her back until I rub her nose and say it's ok. We arne't keeping the cat, who's name's Teresa. Celia's friend Gerry found her in the woods, and two other kids, Mica and Jonah, are going to take her home on Sunday. They are on vacation. I am worried because Lady says she has mites, and possibly a tapeworm, and she says that those are contagious. I remember when I got a tapeworm. It was so gross! They put it in a jar.... eww.. I'm gonna go stare at Teresa. Bye!

3/26/06 A Rough Day For Billy

March 25, 2006. Toaday is Saturday. Cici is leaveing to go to that 'Grandma' lady's house. I hope she'll be back soon with more toys! Well, in the mean time I might as well play with this toy UFO until Petey comes back from outside... today's wresling day! What do you know here he is now... "Petey, that's MY UFO! Go play with something else outside! Go play with your girlfriend, Cookie!" "She is not my girlfriend!" As I yell at him, I notice a strange odor coming from his neck. He's had that odor since Lady put a jingly collar on him because he killed a bird. "Whadja do this time? Put on colonge?" I wasn't trying to yell at him, just get a wresling match started. Uh oh, I see him getting ready to pounce. I'll just have to write more later.




I was just playing with my UFO when Cici and Lady noticed me and tossed it. They took the fun out of it! Oh well... Lady and Cici have been paying so much attention to me lately. They said we have 'Friends on Catster.' I'm always glad to have friends, but I don't know a thing about these friends! Oh, no! Here comes Lady to tell me to get off the laundry and how popular I am. I'll just make a quick escape under the table... oh no, she's following me here, too. Okay, I was really irratated and cramped. I HAD to scratch Lady. For two perfectly good reasons! Reason one- Every cat needs his space! And reason two- Petey was there! He had been calling me a 'skirt' lately and I wanting to show him I was tough like him! That didn't work out too well, I got in trouble. I was so embarresed in front of Petey!Maybe I'll tell Guy tomarrow morning, he'll understand...