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April 4th 2006 2:30 pm
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Ah....I have stolen the computer thing from my keeper and the other feline. Now I can hide under the bed and type away while they are not suspecting anything! I have been here about 2.5 weeks now, so it looks like I'm going to get to stay around a while. My keeper even took me to the vet-monster, and didn't leave me there!!! I'm a little underweight, but FIV and FeLV negative. I was very sad that they trimmed my claws though...it was nice to have them for protection!
So, I have figured out how it works in this house...the other feline, Madeline, is pathetically devoted to the keeper. She will do many things just to make the keeper laugh, and she sleeps under the covers to keep the keeper's feet warm. Shameless Cat!! I absolutely refuse to come when called, open cabinets, and play fetch. Instead, I have decided to let them think I am a dumb scaredy-cat, when in reality I just a reclusive genius. I had to let some of that show when the keeper was trying to put me in the carrier to go to the vet-monster. I was very wiley with all four legs, and she couldn't get me in!! So, this is the first lesson for you cats, let the humans think you are dumb, so you can quietly and secretly take over the household. I will rule this house soon!!!
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