March 24th 2006 4:41 pm
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It's hard to focus on the work at hand with the delighted screams of childhood constantly in one's ears. The ranch, unfortunately is situated next to a playground equipped with a swingset and a slide.
I called around today to get a price quote on having a work shed constructed, to shield the squirrels from any awareness of the lazy, lazy children. They are a bad example and know only a life of frolicking and freedom.
Squirrel #254 asked me if I minded if they all had the day off on their sacred squirrel holiday, this coming Monday. They claim it is their cultural right to celebrate the national Squirrelbration. I haven't found anything on the internet about it yet, I sense they are "making it up".
Back to work. Just 3,000 more small scale potato-skin vests and the order for the "Tiny Person's Vegan Western Wear" order will be finally filled.
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