Squirrel Ranching Notes

Almost the weekend

It's hard to focus on the work at hand with the delighted screams of childhood constantly in one's ears. The ranch, unfortunately is situated next to a playground equipped with a swingset and a slide.

I called around today to get a price quote on having a work shed constructed, to shield the squirrels from any awareness of the lazy, lazy children. They are a bad example and know only a life of frolicking and freedom.

Squirrel #254 asked me if I minded if they all had the day off on their sacred squirrel holiday, this coming Monday. They claim it is their cultural right to celebrate the national Squirrelbration. I haven't found anything on the internet about it yet, I sense they are "making it up".

Back to work. Just 3,000 more small scale potato-skin vests and the order for the "Tiny Person's Vegan Western Wear" order will be finally filled.