The spoiled life of a Feral Cat

Thank God it wasn't me!

April 30th 2006 6:26 am
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Well as you know, I have 3 children that I have to pay alimony for. Every day I hunt and deliver my payments to the front door.

For that I get two square meals a day, plus treats, because they cannot resist my cute face.

Well, I just found out my Ex Wife who fooled around before we were divorced, was left with 6 illegitimate kids! She was able to get 2 into new homes, but she and her other 4 kids are now living next door.

Think how much that spay/neuter bill was? Happily no more kids will be coming.

Now the worst part! I take full responsibility for my children! I am a good Dad, and I visit them every day.

This Casanova just fooled around, left her pregnant, and has not been seen since! He pays no child support, and has never seen his children!

What a total bum!

 
 

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