April 17th 2006 4:10 pm
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Hi everyone! It's been a while since I wrote.
Well - I am just loving the warm weather here in CT. My daughter and I sunbath on the roof, and now on the front lawn. I am working on my tan, because I must look handsome.
Well anyway, I told you last time that I have a new girlfriend. Her name is Shadow, and she's a petite solid black, with a very long luxurious tail, and beautiful golden eyes. My daughter Jessie and I have invited her to join us for breakfast, and she's been coming every morning lately.
It freaks Mom out - because she looks so much like Jessie! She has to look for extra toes, or an ear cut to tell them apart. This morning, I sat like the perfect gentleman 4 inches away from her, while she ate up all the can cat food. Mom felt bad, and brought me out another can.
My ex wife must have heard rumors, because she's also been in the yard every day checking things out. And - it looks like she had an affair before our divorce was final, because she also now has an illegitimate child! YIKES!
Mom is gonna talk to the vet about Shadow, and see if she can trap her, can he spay her. She doesn't look like she's expecting - which would make everyone very happy.
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