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Rappin' From the Bridge!

May 26th 2010 3:43 pm
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The Pharoah Loki is rappin' some stuff
We're all upset and
we've had e-nuff

The Catster logo is
boring and plain
It feels like we're all
on a runaway train!

The Cat's Meow is
buried in litter
Please move that link for
Facebook and Twitter!

I'd rather see Cat
of the Day and Week
Front and center --
just a small tweak!

The font is so small
it takes a magnifying glass
Nutro is advertising?
that is just crass!

Come on Top Cat
let's hear from you
We're all wonderin'
what you're gonna do

Do us cats really matter
at this website?
If we do, you'd better
make it all right!

I'm done with this rap
and that ugly cat head
Off to my cloud
until we hear from Ted!

Purred by: Scooter ~ Our Angel (Catster Member)

May 26th 2010 at 4:16 pm

CLAP CLAP CLAP for your rap, Calvin! You still got it!
I hope Ted gets it!

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May 26th 2010 at 5:15 pm

Sew well spoken, Calvin. Tankee furry mush.

Purred by: Wan-Lea Wendy Avalon (Catster Member)

May 26th 2010 at 5:18 pm

You are so right, Calvin! This is the pits!

Purred by: The Pharaoh Loki Mahes (Catster Member)

May 26th 2010 at 6:57 pm

Well meowed Calvin!
We should all record our raps..that would get HQ's attention..

Purred by: Pipo (Catster Member)

May 26th 2010 at 7:01 pm

So right you are! Copy and paste that into the plus friendly forum where there is a new thread about this stuff.

Purred by: Skippy

May 27th 2010 at 3:33 am

Yes, I agree Calvin!

Great Rappin'!

Purred by: Elise (Catster Member)

May 27th 2010 at 6:11 am

Hooray for Calvin, Rapper Extrodinaire! You said it best! This whole thing just stinks. As my BFF Margo said HISSSSSSSSSS
Love
Elise
xoxo

Purred by: N'bikay (Catster Member)

May 27th 2010 at 8:32 am

MOL! The ugly cat head! That thing is SCARY!!

Purred by: Miz Rose, THE Ginja Ninja (Catster Member)

May 27th 2010 at 9:07 am

Issa it jussa mees or does that uugalees ole cat head bees a lookin more like a rat heads???
anymews, well rapped Calvins!

Purred by: ♥ Angel Rebby ♥ (Catster Member)

May 27th 2010 at 10:01 am

Wow Calvin, well said!! You are one Great Rapper!!

Purred by: Paisan ^PAWS^ (Catster Member)

June 6th 2010 at 9:35 pm

Wow! That is one great rap you did there Calvin....and so right on the money!!!! U Rock, dude!

Calvin ~ Knead On

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