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Word Up!

October 7th 2009 8:47 am
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It's been awhile since I've given you all a new word to use. Before I do that, I just want you to know that I'm doing okay for now. I'm eating tiny meals, and tomorrow I go back to have my blood checked. Hopefully, Ann Emia will be gone, and my kid knees and liver will be okay.

If you have siblings, you will really relate to this new phrase:

Courtesy Toot

A courtesy toot is when you are chillaxin with your brother, and all of a sudden, you let a toot rip. Of course, if there are any girls around, you would like to blame it on them, but if you are embarrassed because they are giving you the evil eye, then your brother does a courtesy toot so that the two smells will mix and mingle, and no one in the room will realize who had the smellier toot.

It's just a common courtesy that you need to remember. There are a lot of rules for us cats, and this is one of the important ones, so be sure to practice it today.

Knead On . . . . . . . . .

Purred by: mouser (Catster Member)

October 7th 2009 at 8:59 am

hey calvin...
I just came running over to the computer .moms is laughing ,she has not done it for a very long time,she made me wright this, thanks for making are moms laugh
Purred by: Arnold P.- Sweetie Boy Forever (Catster Member)

October 7th 2009 at 9:25 am

Oh, MAN! I don't have anyone to courtesy toot for me! I'm bummed!
Purred by: Flower - Purrecious Angel (Catster Member)

October 7th 2009 at 10:37 am

Thank you fur the belly laugh, Calvin! You're the BESTEST!
Purred by: Worlds Coolest Jaffa Who LHL (Catster Member)

October 7th 2009 at 10:39 am

MOL - courtesy toot! I wonder if the Queen emplys someone to cover that eventuality for her?
Purred by: Bugsy Angel (Catster Member)

October 7th 2009 at 12:22 pm

I'll have to remember the courtesy toot--Alex'll be tough to keep up with, though! What about a courtesy flojectile? I think we have that brotherly dynamic going on at our house! ;)
Purred by: Ka - zar 1.6.1998 to 25.2.2014 (Catster Member)

October 7th 2009 at 12:38 pm

Courtesy too I like that word. Even though I'm only furball I try and practice it. Glad to hear your ok and eating. Still purring for you mate.
Purred by: Elsa, Sweet Angel (Catster Member)

October 7th 2009 at 2:15 pm

Toot? what is that! say: "Who me?.....Couldn't be!"
I am purring my heart out for you Dearest Calvin. You are the King of Hearts. With love, Elsa
Purred by: Patrick (Angel) (Catster Member)

October 7th 2009 at 2:36 pm

I agree with Elsa...I didn't toot (or I did so politely and discreetly).
Christopher on the other hand toots without remorse and likes to rip one when under the covers with mommy.

I'm glad to hear from you, to know you're holding your own. Be sure and let us know about your bloodwork. I still have phosphorus binder and potassium powder so let me know.

Love you lots,
Your Guardian Angel,
Purred by: Tabbygail, Rainbow Bridge (Catster Member)

October 7th 2009 at 3:23 pm

We are all purring for your tummy to get better and for your blood work results to be good. happy to hear you are eating, too. I do the same thing ... tiny meals throughout the day.

Your word up is very funny! We mostly have random tooters in our house!

Your friend,

Purred by: Moose (Catster Member)

October 7th 2009 at 3:29 pm

Purred by: Luke (Catster Member)

October 7th 2009 at 6:17 pm

Hummm, too bad we don't toot.
Oh hey Arn, we think you need a sibling! A cute orange kitten girl in Florida is looking fur a home...
Purred by: Riley

October 8th 2009 at 5:25 am

*giggles* Toooooot!
Purred by: Khaki (in Memory) (Catster Member)

October 8th 2009 at 7:07 am

Oh, thank you Calvin! As if my brothers weren't smelly enough already, you encourage them!! *hehe*
Purred by: Nuk

October 8th 2009 at 9:27 pm

I beg your pardon... I DON'T Toot :)


Calvin ~ Knead On


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