Can I have my teeth back please?

I have just lost ELEVEN teeth!!!!

Last Tuesday my mum and dad took me for my booster shot for cat flu. The new cat hospital that I go to insisted that I get a full check up so they put me to sleep for a while because I wouldn't let them touch me...Ha! Ha! Took them ages to get that needle into me...(I'm so naughty.......Only mum and dad touch me! No one else!!!!!) I woke up last Tuesday afternoon to all the matted fur on my back shaved off.....and all the fur around my tail gone...(Yes, I am very dirty I know.... but I'm a bit overweight and can't clean myself)

Anyway this Tuesday they took me back AGAIN to the cat hospital and they managed to put me to sleep whilst they did some dental work on me.....then they took out ELEVEN of my teeth....The top ones were all bad and the bottom ones were growing in strange directions and digging into my gums......Mum and Dad had no idea that I had dental problems because my breath didn't smell bad.

I am in a very sorry state but....I am now walking in a straight line and not falling over...... ..and I'm really getting loads of sympathy.....

Oh yeah and they trimmed my BIG claws and they now are normal size!

HUH!

I hate them!
Spit Hiss

TAG! You're it!

Our favourite Tiny Krazy tagged me for this meme.

Here are the rules ...

Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged need to write their own diary entry about the seven things and the rules.

You need to choose seven cats/dogs to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment that they have been tagged and to read your diary!

My seven random facts:

1. I love my dad's knee.
2. I dislike strangers who enter my home!
3. I HATE being sent to the cattery (How dare they leave me!)
4. I love fish from the local "chippy"! (Fish and Chip shop!)
5. I have 8 beds all over my house......(and two outside)
6. I "talk" a lot.....especially when they are watching TV!
7. I demand to be hand fed "bickies" every morning (I WILL NOT eat biscuits out of a dish)

I tag the following cats on Catster:-

1. Bruce (The Boss) (181778)
2. Casper (397897)
3. Moochy (398034)
4. CNN (346948)...Bob! You are let off because of the bunny ears episode on Sunday!
5. Rollie (533770) Check this baby out...She falls asleep in her food bowl and snores!!!!!!!!!
6. Buttons (470620)
7. Cletus Smith (292969)

.....Just a bit of fun!


Love
Madee
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Cally-Four-Nia

Well, I can't see it! I went to the top of the house and looked out of the window....What does Cally-Four-Nia look like????? Mum says Cally-Four-Nia is where Bob and CNN live but I can't see it out of MY window!!

We got a parcel from Bob (346942) and CNN (346948) Inside the parcel was a present especially for me!! It was two cat cubes (They don't sell cat cubes in the UK, so mum and dad had never seen them before!!)

Well, these cat cubes are brilliant!!! You can hide inside them, go to sleep in them, put your toys in them and swipe people's legs as they go passed you....Tee! Hee! And these cubes have come from Cally-Four-Nia to England in a plane.....(I don't know what a plane is either....!) Bob and CNN's mum sent them to me as my mum and their mum have been talking to each other. Their mum's human son came to England a few weeks ago (He's called Tom and he came with his school to show everyone in the UK how well their school band can play!) Mum went to see him in York and they had a photo taken together!!!

Catster is brilliant!! Without it, my mum would have never got to know Bob and CNN's mum (My mum is called Jane and their mom is called Jane too! They are nearly the same age...my mum is just a bit older than USA Jane, they even have the same colour hair, they both had Japanese visitors at Christmas, they even share the same family surname going back a generation!!.......there is lots more about them that is similar......It's really spooky!!!)

Anyway THANK YOU VERY MUCH CATSTER FOR EVERYTHING!!!!!

Does anyone else have a story they would like to share about friendships created by Catster??

Love
Madee
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PS Maybe I can see Cally-Four-Nia though the other bedroom window?

TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE MOON

I've been outside tonight......and I witnessed the total eclipse of the moon!

I wasn't really that interested as there were loads of flying insects and leaves waffing around the garden. So I played for an hour in the dark.

Mum and Dad watched it and drank wine, it's still going on now but I've decided to come in and write my diary entry.

Did any of you see the moon go all dark? It's strange!

Have to go now as my bed calls as it's Sunday at 00.12am

See ya!

Love
Madee Moonbeam

I GOT MR QUINN AGAIN!

Well,

Mr Quinn came for lunch again on Saturday and when he was drinking his coffee I threw myself at his arm and his hot coffee went ALL OVER THE ROOM!!!!

That's all I have to say really! But I hurt his arm and it took mum ages to clean up all the coffee marks on the carpet and curtains and furniture!

Love

Madee
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DON'T EVER COME TO MY HOUSE

Oh dear.........so much blood everywhere.......

I had an excellent day yesterday!!!!!!

My mum's human father comes for his lunch every Saturday and he is a gentle, kind man who has kept cats for 50 years.......

(He is now 78 and him and my human mum's mother have looked after dozens of cats over their lifetime..Felicity, is their one and only cat at the moment as they say they are too old to take in any more cats.....Cats used to come to them....as if drawn by a magnet....No cat was ever turned away and when eventually the time came for each of the cats to go to Cat Heaven, there was always so many tears........I think the oldest cat got to 21 and they remember every cat by name and nickname)

I have this thing about trying to attack him because he is so lovely......I go for his hands when he isn't expecting it....

WELL! I got him good and proper yesterday!!!!!......I was sitting in my cat bed pretending to be minding my own business.....When he walked passed me I threw myself out of the cat bed and got his hand, my claws dug in DEEP......He screamed!!!!! My mum came running out of the kitchen as she wondered what had happened.....there was blood everywhere......It was such fun!

Once mum and him had stopped the bleeding........he just looked at me and SMILED!!!!!!!

I WILL GET HIM AGAIN........Why is he so NICE???? SPIT! HISS!

DIARY ENTRY TO HELP OUR FRIENDS IN TEXAS

This was posted on my "Cats On Their Backs" Group page:-

""Hello, We are are in a terrible spot. There are three of us. Mommy already had to place the dogs in good homes. But now she needs to know if we can be placed in good homes. Our daddy is brain damaged after a massive coronary. Mommy is doing everything she can, but will lose the house anyway. She does not want us to go to shelters..any ideas? We are in a desperate situation. Are there any homes for us? Skittle 12 years old, Izzy 10 years old and Rio 6 years old. Please help us...this is a tragedy that could not have been foreseen and mommy's life is ruined. She does not want us to go to a shelter and die.""

This is the "Hot Topic" On the Adoption & Rescue Forum page.....Please go to it if you can help!

Love
Madee
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Trouble at the cattery.......

Well! Would you believe it? They say they love me so much.....They cuddle and kiss me all the time......THEN I get dumped at a cat hotel for two whole weeks!!!!

They go to Turkey, they come back a funny colour, and have the nerve to show me photographs of pretty cats they met in Turkey........

Those slaves at the cat hotel they dumped me off at certainly got a run for their money!!! I eventually hissed and scratched at them so much they refused to feed or change my litter tray......The boss had to do it again! (Tee! Hee!) A few times I let her cuddle me for two minutes.....then gave her a growl and a snarl.........

People seem to think that I have a bit of a personality disorder.....Can't think why they think that.......now where did I put that hand grenade???

BEEN TO THE VETS TODAY FOR MY SHOTS.....

I had the honour of meeting a new vet today......Wow was he shocked! Luckily the nurse remembered me.........so I wasn't let out into the arms of the unsuspecting vet.....

My mum and dad borrowed the "crush box" from the vets.......They squashed me in it and drove me to the vets for my annual shots...

Had to sit in the surgery with EIGHT dogs......ggggrrrrr

It took three people to hold the box still....DID I FIGHT????!!!!!!!!! He! He!

Come on!!!!! I will take anyone one!!!!!


SPIT HISS SNARL

Summer must be on the way because....

....my Dad has started to let me go out in the garden.....He hovers over me just in case I make a dash for it........but now it is getting a bit warmer he lets me squiggle on my back in the sunshine.....LOVELY LOVELY LOVELY!!!!! He lets me eat the grass and chew the cat mint....yummy......I LOVE drugs!

Now every time they open the door I make a dive for it........9 out of 10 times they catch me.....Cor...They scream and panic....It's so funny...."Oh no our baby has escaped!" He! He! He! The power I have over them....."Oh don't let her get near the road", "Oh don't let her jump over the fence" NAG NAG NAG

By the way.......Have you seen the Catster group called Cats On Their Backs? If you qualify with a lovely belly please come and join us all on COTBs Catster webpage! I'm sure with the summer approaching that loads of you will be out in the garden squiggling on your backs in the sun. Mind you, some of you have lovely weather the whole year long....LUCKY KITTYS!

I am looking forward to the summer......but mum and dad are taking me to the vet next week for my cat flu injection.......BUT I gave that vet his run for his money last time.....clawed right through his protective gloves and made the nasty man bleed....I also managed to upset everyone in the waiting room with my spitting and howling......That'll teach 'em!....And I haven't even started on the folk at the cat kennels......