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BBBAATTHHYYYY TIMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks

September 6th 2007 6:02 am
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hiding under the big bed, shhhhhhhhhhh, heart pounding loudly, mew, grrrrrr, quiet heart she hear you. Bluieeeeeeeeeeee, Bluieeeeeeee, where is mommsie little girl(big girl).. this what happen, her was doing my fur yesterday and she found a bare spot with a teeny weensy dig mark on it, well, meow, her erupted like MT Etna , the volcano, and her mouth open and roared loudly, spewing lava, spray all over the place.. BLUIE, WHAT HAPPEN , MY POOR LITTLE GIRLIE,, WHERE DID THE HAIR GO IN THAT SPOT..,, well, you would have thought her elevator broke loose and dropped to the bot tem.. all it was , was a spot that was itchy and I itched it.. cat whiskers.. what is a girl to do.. she went right to the phone and called Dr Kibbic, her mouth was running faster than a rabbit being chased by a fox.. oh, really, she told mom that due to the heat and humid that she had seen lots of cat with eczema(can't spell it) to try putting cortisone on it for a while and see what happens.. she hangs the phone up and gives me the look.. I look back, 'WHAT' she puts cream on my shoulder and says, looks like a bath for you tomorrow.. that what she thinks and that is why this morning I am under the bed . I hear her get out towels, smell the shampoo and rinse. she takes blow dryer to living room and towels. She put towels by kitchen double sinks and a wash cloth... open shampoo up and rinse.. then ;I hear the water running... then , oh, no, the foot steps. they are coming this way... Bluieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, Bluieeeeeeeeeeee, come out , come out where ever you are, "Not think so mommy" nope, No, nada, nil. no way Jose".. she peeks under the bed and I crawl back farther, this woman has to be little, just my luck, the ole lady, 61 crawls under the bed and pulls me out and hugs me close and to the kitchen we go.. my copper eyes are bulging out now and in the water I go. I let out a howl like a mountain lion and glare at her. she just keeps humming and says Bluie just relax.. you will like this. "NOT," Will to, "NOT" she a bossy ole bag.. the she puts on the soapy stuff and rubs it all over me cept my face.. oooooooooooooooh that does feel good, ?rub over that way just a little, to the right, down a little. mewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwpurrrrrrrrrrrs.. ok not bad.. now she gets the washy cloth, and wash my face and ears with it. and then "HEY NOT THERE, THAT IS PRIVATE,' they her picks up this thingy that sprays water and rinses me all off. MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I howl again.. just cause I wanted to. I think I done, nope, now the cream rinse, cause Ihave puffy hair and it can get all knotted.. on go the creamy stuff and she rubs me again, OH YES, OVER THERE, NO OVER HERE.. MEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, then rinse off and towel dry. l'HEY, NOT SO HARD , I HAVE SKIN YOU KNOW,, HEY, I WILL HAVE MORE THAN ONE SMALL BARE SPOT IF YOU KEEP THAT UP.. FINALLY AFTER HER RUB ME DOWN TO NOTHING, HER PUTS ME IN THE HAMMOCK. Then she picks up this white thingy that looks like a gun and turns it on and out comes this gust or gale of hot air,, grrrrrrrrrrrr, get back woman.. now Bluie , we have to dry and brush you.. so she blows my hair all over the place brushing and cutting and brushing,,, drying finally she looks at me and says there , go... I sneak up on all four, and very carefully put my little feet in front on each other, and then jump for my life and off I go. I in the sun now and she better stay away Bluie the wet and the furious





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