August 18th 2006 5:49 am
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had a huge dreamy,about a Persian and all cat invasion
it is about aliens cats bringing huge seed pods in and putting them in your home and they take over without anyone ever knowing, they enter their body when they sleep..well, there is a new invasion taking place, it has been going on for years and no one knew.. and "IT HAS HAPPENED TO MY HUMANS, "it is the INVASION OF THE PERSIAN CATS(OR OTHERCAT),THEY ARE SO GOOD YOU DO NOT REALIZE IT UNTIL IT IS TO LATE..
Clues how to know if your humans have invaded; IF YOUR HUMAN HAS BEEN INVADED BY "US"
1. You mommy, purchased a cat or kitten in recent years
2. with in the first 24 hours the I has left their vocabulary for my sweetums,Cutie pie,babykins,what you need?what can mommsie do for her will girl or boy
3. their closets,corners,bedrooms etc, have been converted in to litter trays receptacles,they are now cat rest areas
A. shortly after a month or so your mommsie morning starts with checking these trays to make sure no poo is in the tray which the tray was met for.
B. litter trays have gone from just an ole tray to luxious trays with litter a child could play in in his sand box. not to hard, not to soft, does not stink, is not dusty,gentle on the paws..
4.. In stead of starting their day with a cup of coffee or tea, it starts with wet cat food, dry cat food, fresh cool water and in the summer water with ice..It goes on a special plate, in special water setups.
A. when they put the food down and the kitty looks them in the eye and say, not the flavor I want today.. they don't say eat it and feel lucky you got.. oh,no, they clean it off and start over.
5. Living rooms, family rooms have become our spa,recreations room what once held beautiful furniture, pool tables,favorite knick knacks now hold at least one kitty condo, kitty tree, window hammock, baskets of toys, not one or two.. cat toys for knick knacks, pictures of kitty's... all our good stuffy.
A. they now have furniture,rugs,mats, drapes all one color, the color of your kitty
B. if they sit down they may sit on you and kitty is very offended
C. if they sit down you may sit on them and purr and roll, chew on their hair, sit on their face forget, they can forget any rest
D. if they try to watch TV or do a crossword, said you will step on their remote and change the channel.or decide you are hungry or meow for them to come and see what is wrong, or sit on their book and steal their pencil AND THEY DO NOTHING IT ABOUT, CAUSE THE WE DONOT UNDERSTAND AND THEY DON'T WANT US STRESSED..
6. If they find they have no privacy, they cannot close a door with out a cat attack at the door,they go outside, you screams for them to come back in or sits in the window and howls like a doggie,, til the neighbors look out their windows.
7. If they are guilty about taking a few days and going somewhere..
A. will you have enough to eat, drink, what about cleaning the litter, will you be lonely
B. YOU HIRE A SITTER FOR KITTY, YOU GET THE BEST SELF FEED EQUIMENT, INCLUDING A WATER FOUNTAIN.. THEY GIVE HIM A LITTER BOX FOR EACH DAY THEY ARE GONE,THEY CALL AND LEAVE KITTY A MESSAGE ON PHONE.WHEN THEY GET BACK YOU GETS TREATS,GIFTS, AND ANYTHING YOU WANTS.
8. if there is a occasional "kitty tornado" a few times a month..usually at midnight or when company is there so they think you ARE a crazy cat.
9. kitty has a bigger medical record then they do.
A they give up monthly night out to get kitty is sick
B. if you looks cross wise, do not drink IN FRONT OF THEM ,DO NOT POO,OR WEE, OR DO THEM TO MUCH,SNEEZES,OR JUST SEEMS NOT RIGHT YOU GOES TO THE VET... SMILES AT THE VET, AND SAYS,, ' GOT YAH' NOW HOW ABOUT ONE OF THOSE CATNIPS TREATS..
10. the one that means it is to late, you have been taken over.. your DADDY comes home walks past mommsie a and says how my little girly doing, has mommsie been good to you
A. would kitty like to go for a ride, mommy can come if she wants to
B. talks to kitty but not know how to mommsie to you
c. gives kitty treats every day..
I hear someone calling ,Bluie, Bluie, are you dreaming, open eyes, not momsie..
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