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Hmph Meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwizy

stupid ole rat won't drown, mommy needs to get a return on- it..

May 21st 2006 4:55 pm
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I have this hairy ole rat that hangs on a rubberband string from the ceiling,, I grab it with my teeth and I run fast as the wind,, I am moving like a sst jet, all of a sudden, wham, it yanks out of my mouthie and I land on my butt and it flys back to to living room, next time I approach it more slowly, daddy think it very funny laughing his butt off.. I gets it in my teethy and an back up very slowly and soon it not move so I brace my back feet and I pull and pull, and ppppppppppppuuuuuuuuuuuuulllllllllllllllllll, pop, bang, it bounces to the ceiling ,hits the floor , flys toward dad and whan hits me in the head, sputter, growl,,, grrrrrwllllllooooooooooooooo,, I kill it how.. bad mousie,, I get, it again and drag it to my water fountain, I pull very hard and I put it in the water, mommy and daddy laughing very hard,, I get my paw on it and hold its head under the water,, hehehehehe,, it die for sure,, then I put both paws on it,,, mewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww,, my paw slip in the water, splash, smack, rat rips out of man paw, splash water all over me beautiful face, pops me in the butt and slams in the wall and back to the ceiling it goes. and mommsie and dad can't stop laughing not funny, no it is not funny.. mommy better take it back, it no good bad toy.. Bluie


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