My Family

I take back everything I ever said bad about my dad. He was eating pizza and he actually gave me some! He never gives me any. Of course, mom had to tell him to. Usually he just ignores her. This time he didn't. My life is good!

Mom was freaking out this morning because my nose was bleeding. I have a scratch on it. I haven't been outside, so she is trying to figure out who did it. I'll never tell. No one likes a snich.

Me and my brother Onyx have not been getting along lately. If mom wont let him out, he tries to do bad things to me. I don't like that at all! He needs to stay in his own personal space. That's okay. I'll get him pretty good here soon. He'll wish he hadn't messed with me.

Anyway, Onyx is back so I have to go terrorize him now. Talk to you later. Peace and chicken grease. mmmm that sounds good.

VET

Well, my mom has been doing a lot of scary talking. I overheard her talking to daddy and she said that she was going to have to take all of us to the Vet within the next month or so. I hope she was just kidding because there are four of us including Kane the Dane. I WILL NOT share a crate with him. He is moody and rough. Anyway, I think she was just in a bad mood. She wouldn't really make us all go to the Vet, would she? I haven't even been bad lately.

I found a new spot that I like to sleep in. Every once in a while, mom will offer to let me under the covers (especially when it is cold) and I just started actually going. I found out that it is sooo warm under there. One bad thing about that is that daddy is under there too and he likes to kick me off the bed. Just wait... one of these days he is going to get it.

Mom is doing better with the whole dad and Iraq thing. She has been trying to think of something that we can all do for him before he goes. She hasn't come up with anything yet. We are still brainstorming.

Anyway, that's about it. Tune in next time for our latest story...

Craziness

well. my mom has been real sad lately and i guess that i am too. we found out last week that my dad is going to Iraq. when mom is sad, i can tell and i just mope around. dad will be gone for 6 whole months!!! he will miss Thanksgiving which means i will miss Thanksgiving. i like the turkey. there is no family up here so it will be up to us animals to comfort mom. i can handle it. im a big boy.

dad was being mean to me the other day... i was in the bathroom minding my own business drinking out of the toilet and all of a sudden he pushed me in. ooh i was soooo mad. of course mom wasnt here to save me, but she came home and saw me all wet. dad happened to be in the shower when she got back, so she poured a big thing of cold water on him. i didnt think that boys were supposed to scream like that!

other than that stuff, it has been uneventful. you never know whats going to happen in my house. see ya until next time.

the past few weeks

I have now reached my manhood. Because of this, I really want to go outside. I scared the crap out of my mom the other day. I snuck out and she didn't even know until a couple of hours later. She stayed out until 3 in the morning looking for me. She finally sent my brother (who goes out often) Onyx to find me and he did.

I'm not too fond of the dog we have had for about 2 months. He was fine at first, but now he weighs about 60 pounds and he is too rough for me. My dad and I have a game where we chase each other up and down the stairs. I could play for hours.