February 27th 2006 1:29 pm
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Ooooohhhhhh great! I was just relaxing peacefully when 'the kids' come stomping into the house. The kids come every once and a while (too often), and mommy calls them her grandkids. That name is too long, so I just call them the kids. I live with my mommy and her husband in a house that is ALL MINE!!!!!! (Nobody seems to have figured that out yet!!!!)
Anyway, I peek my head out from under mommy's bed to see the four kids with...A KITTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought that I was the only cat in this house. I hissed at him a few times and he scampered off.
Just as I settled down with a satisfied smile on my face, mom peeked under the bed. Realizing that I was under there, she scooped me up and carried me....RIGHT TO THE PLACE WHERE THE KIDS WERE PLAYING WITH THE KITTEN!!!!!!!!!!!
I dug my face in her sweatshirt, as if to hide my humilation. "Royalty should not have to live like this!!!!!!!!" I closed my eyes, only to open them to see the kitten....right in my face!! I gave him an angry glare, and he turned away, frightened. ''That should teach him not to mess with me!" I thought. Oh well, it's not like he is staying here.
8 HRS. LATER
Ok, I was wrong. He IS staying here. Forever. Oh My. This cat is the nerdiest thing I've ever seen. The King of Nerds, yes, that is what i will call him. The 'King' will be humbled, and I will see to that. YES!! Sweet revenge, revenge for stepping into MY territory.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
I must put the pencil and pad of paper away now, mom does not know that I am using her things. I must be sure not to let her see what I wrote today, so my cousin Tigger is typing it on here for me. Thanks Tig!
*Typed and translated by: Tigger
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