October 2nd 2006 1:44 pm
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My person Bridget, who all but abandoned me 4 years ago when she went off to college, has added insult to injury. Not only did she move to a foreign country this year, but now she's going to adopt another cat there and forget all about me. She's all excited beacuse he has long hair and doesn't shed as much as me. Maybe I wouldn't shed all the time if you people could just please remember that I, Cleo, am the center of the universe. Seriously, it's not that hard.

Plus, at home now we have that idiot puppy Lucy who has all but cured my bulimia by not ever leaving me alone long enough to eat enough food to make puking worth it.

My life is a mess.