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SEPTEMBER 18TH - CAT OF THE DAY!!!

September 18th 2008 4:43 am
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Thank you, Catster - I am honored and humbled that you would choose a Rubenesque kitty to be COTD!!! I have a conga line started in Cobblestone Square ... I want all my friends to party and be happy today - and always!!!

I want to thank:

1. Catster
2. My typist
3. Maggie, my sisfur
4. Clawdius Meowximus, my pesty little brofur
5. Ralphie, Sedoso and Brittany, my guardian Angels

And the academy for bestowing this honor on me ... MOL MOL MOL

*does back flips and jiggles as she MOL and congas through Catster kissing all her friends*

 

WHY I HUNT LIZARDS ....

August 1st 2008 12:03 pm
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Sometime during the day yesterday, the a/c compressor broke so Dad called Sears to get them to come out and repair the dumb thing - they gave him an appointment for Monday ... WHAT???? Monday, we'll be little pools of perspiration by Monday!!! So Mom called them when she got home and told them she has FM and can't tolerate extreme hot/cold temps and they said they would try to expedite things and they would call back in 24 hrs. .... WHAT???? Call back in 24 hrs????? So we all tried to sleep last night in a hot and humid house ... it was 84 degrees in the house with the ceiling fans going full blast ... Mom & Dad called an a/c company out this morning and they fixed the compressor ... and this is why I hunt lizards ... one got inside the compressor and shorted a capacitor - the lizard was FRIED!!!! So this lizard is now a $257.00 fried lizard - that's how much it cost to repair the compressor.

So I'm enlisting the help of all my friends to hunt lizards ... we need to prevent this from happening to other families ... ARE YOU WITH ME???? Hunt down those lizards!!!

MOL MOL MOL ~ Aggie

 

I'VE BEEN TAGGED!!!

June 14th 2008 4:57 pm
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My friend Bear tagged me and I have to write 5 things I like:

1. I like to play the "bed game" with my meowmy when she's making the bed ... I jump on the bed and wait for her to cover me with the sheet and blankie and then she runs her fingers on the top of the blankie and I put all my paws up and try to catch her finger .... MOL.

2. I like to groom my Dad's beard - don't ask!

3. I like to jump up on my meowmy's desk when she's on Catster and put my paw on the keyboard so she can't type .... I purr until she stops what she's doing and pays attention to me.

4. I like to pounce on Maggie and chase her around the house.

5. I like to sit out in our screened patio and watch the birdies, lizards, squirrels and the occasional red fox or stray cat that goes by - I hiss and yeowl at them - MOL.

Okay, I'm out of here - I'm on my way to tag five friends - Ciao!

 

*Note to self - don't bite meowmy*

February 29th 2008 12:14 pm
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Okay, so I found out that biting meowmy doesn't work either - she spanked my kitty hiney!!! She didn't learn from dad's mistake - she was petting me with one hand and fiddling on her dumb keyboard with the other hand - what's up with that???? Such disrespect!!! I expect 100% of her attention when she's loving on me ... forget the keyboard, forget the emails - even forget about Catster ... MOL MOL!!! Moi wants all the attention ... so, in one of my best "faster than the speed of light" moves, I grabbed her forearm with my mouth ... mwahaahaaa ... didn't break her skin with my powerful, needle sharp teeth - I was sooo careful ... but she reached out with her other hand and spanked me!!! Oh, I was very offended ... I jumped off her desk and marched right into dad's office ... meow, paawrraw, paawrraw ... I told on her and dad brushed me and loved on me!!! He'll be next ... I'll be biting him again one of these days - I can just feel it ... mwahaahaaaaa!!!!

 

I bit dad - AGAIN!

January 19th 2008 9:24 pm
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So I got a finger snap on my nose - mwahahaaaa - don't care!!! I bit dad because he doesn't know when to stop petting my beautiful fur ... I like to recline on his desk while he's playing D&D online, I have to monitor what he does ... he always starts petting/scratching me but he keeps playing and doesn't watch what he's doing ... he over-stimulates my nerves and I can't yell out "hey, you're going to get bit if you don't stop right now" ... so I bite him!

So, I bit him and left two puncture holes on his forearms - looks like a snake bite ... MOL MOL. And then he decides he's going to tell meowmy what happened and he starts rubbing and scratching my back while he's talking to her ... was he watching me so he coud read my body language??? NOOOOOO ... he was looking at meowmy all the time until she said "you're not watching her again and she's getting ready to bite you a second time" .... she read my signals right - I was going to bite him ... MOL MOL.

He'd better learn to watch my signals or he's going to live with swiss-cheese forearms ... mwahahaaaa ... MOL MOL.

 

Why do I like cardboard???

November 6th 2007 4:01 pm
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I love cardboard boxes ... I have seven of them throughout the house ... they're the kind of boxes that water bottles come in ... perfect width and height for a Rubenesque cat to lounge in - okay, I do have one that says "Bumble Bee", I can't part with that box - it was the first one my parents gave me after they adopted me.

Now I'm chewing the edges of the boxes ... I chew them up and spit out the pieces ... driving the humans nuts trying to figure out why I'm doing it ... "is she stressed?" ... "is she bored?" ... "is she angry?" ... "is she sick?" ... MOL MOL!!

Has it ever occured to them that I just like to chew up the boxes? It's that simple ... perhaps I'm customizing them, putting a scallop edge on them ... perhaps I do it so I won't chew on their toes - who cares!!! I don't eat the cardboard, I spit it out all over the floor and make the humans pick it up ... and perhaps that's why I do it, so they'll get some exercise by bending down to pick up the pieces ... perhaps their fat bellies will soon be flat.

 

I'm no alley cat ....

November 2nd 2007 9:45 pm
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But I know where it's AT and I sure like to hang out with them and act like one .... MOL!!! My sisfur finally did something nice for me and got me invited to join Big Leo's Stray Cat Alley ... lots of fun stuff to do ... well, some of it sounds a bit risque so I hope Meowmy and Daddy don't find out where sisfur and I are hanging out these days ... 'cause I sure need to have some fun!!! Tried chasing a lizard into the house last week - sisfur helped me - we had it cornered and Meowmy made Daddy rescue it ... then we found its tail and were playing with it ... Meowmy also messed that up, she made Daddy pick it up and who knows what he did with it ... I wanted to eat it!!! I've been looking all over the darned house for the tail and can't find it ... time to go out in the patio and chase another lizard in - will be sneakier this time - won't chase it up the Soshi screen by Meowmy's desk (that was a bad move) ... will chase it under the futton where I can snack on it ... will not get sisfur to help, I think she ratted on me last week - she's too "dignified" and won't eat lizards ... I'm suspicious about her, I don't think she's a real cat although the stripes look real ... must try stripe removal on her when she's sleeping. Come to think of it, do I want to hang out with her at Big Leo's Stray Cat Alley? Must watch her to make sure she doesn't have a hidden camera ... MOL ... MOL!

 
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