awesome website!

My moms friend told her about this excellent website http://www.mycathatesyou.com, its been around awhile but my mom isnt excatly internet "savvy" so she hadnt seen it yet. Its wonderful a whole website dedicated to cats and hate!!!!!! Mom is sending a picture of me in, I dont see why! Oh and check out my new photos mom put on here, arent I pretty?!

my ferret brother

So this has been a strange week I have actually felt something strange whats the word, ummm smypathy I think it is, I dunno I never felt it before. It was strange to feel for someone else it made me a little tired and gassy. My ferret brother Feetz is very very sick and I felt bad for him and my mom and dad. They were very stressed out and worried and for awhile he was hanging on by a thread. I was actually *NICE* **shudder** to mom and cuddled up with her when she was sad. I dont know whats wrong with me, perhaps I am sick too. He seems to be doing a little better, hes not out of the woods whatever that means but his nose is atleast pink again. Now I can start thinking about whats important, ME. And other things like why does he get to be fed specail food from a syringe when I have to walk all the way to the bowl and chew by myself. Or why he gets fluids put right in his body when I have to walk to the bowl and drink. Or why he gets extra treats!?!??! I tried to tell mom all he needs is Easy Cheese but she wont listen. Oh well maybe if I keep being so *shudder* nice I will get some Easy Cheese!

New pictures!!

Check out all of the hot new pictures my mom uploaded of me and my brothers and sisters. There is a couple of me with one of my favorite things SMELLY SHOES!!! And a great shot of me being a cat loaf! Feel free to print them out and hang them around your house, or send them as gifts to friends or have them made into wall paper, I know I am beautiful!!!!
Also my brother Moses has a myspace account check it out at http://www.myspace.com/mosesishandsome there are some great pics of him on there and he has met lots of cool cats!! If you have myspace add him as a friend! I wish I had myspace but mom is too lazy to make me one too hmph....

Happy 4th Everyone!!!

Its summer time!

Blech its summer that mean sunshine, birds singing, kids playing, happiness, blah blah. What it means to me is all of the kids at my apartment complex will be outside screaming and waking me up all day! And sunshine bleh who likes it when its sunny? I like it to be dark and gloomy like me. I was hoping mom and dad would get a house soon and get me away from those terrible loud tots, but then I heard this talk of getting a *shudder* dog when we get a house.... A WHAT!!! Not on my watch.... Mom is trying to get dad to go see some puppies next week, I will have to poop in his shoes that day so he cant leave the house!!!

Greatest Birthday Ever!!!!

Happy Birthday to me!!! Yesterday I went to get the mail and there was an orange(one of my favorite colors) package in it and it was for me!!! It was from Woody my first boyfriend(looking handsome pictured with me above), he sent me EASY CHEESE for my birthday!!! Mom even let me break my diet and have alittle bit! And he put catnip in the card!!!!! Then mom gave me a little princess crown for my collar cause as I have said many times before well I am a princess the most beautiful princess there is and today I get to have fancy feast!!! I think this may actually not be the worst day ever!!!!!

You say its your Birthday!!!!!!

Its almost my birthday less than a week, I will be 2!!! Not a bad age to be, still young and wonderful! My mom got me a new collar with lady bugs on it and a charm that looks like a princess crown because well I am a princess! And she brought home a fresh catnip plant!!! Its about time she did something nice she has had me on DIEt food *gag*. We keep having a mutiny and knocking the food out and covering it with the bowl but she keeps feeding the DIEt food. *sigh* the only other thing that could make my birthday month great is canned food every night, if only!

best weekend ever!

My mom and dad will be gone this weekend for the whole weekend, you know what that means, unlimited food and the house to myself!! Party!!! I wont spend my time pouting because they are gone, not me! Its going to be 24 hour party centeral. Milly is in charge of the entertainment, Jappy is supposed to get the keg and I am in charge of what else, FOOD!

celebrate

I always see on the home page here they celebrate different breeds of cat, um when is it time to celebrate Ursula?!? There is no other like me. My birthday is next month and there best be some celebrating. I asked mom for new furry mice, cheese, fancy feast, a new bed, a new collar, a plane ticket to go vist woody, her getting rid of picasso and cheese. Seh said something about it being dads birthday next month too, whatever maybe I will let him share my cake. I may need to write a strongly worded letter to catster if there is no celebration of Cursula soon. hmph.

worst weekend ever

I have had the worst weekend ever, big surprise! First mom and dad didnt come home until late on Fri. so my supper was late. I was so weak with hunger by the time they showed up I could barely get to the food bowl. Then Sat. morning just when I had settled in pinning moms legs down and making it so she couldnt move dad moved and knocked me off the bed. Then they cleaned my chin, I wont even go into that horror in case kids are reading this... then they were late AGAIN that night and so was my supper. I am still weak. Then later on I settled in on the couch to watch some tv something good like the Simple Life or Dr. 90210 but no they are watching Kung Fu and since I dont have thumbs I am powerless to grab the remote. *sigh* They gave me some fancy feast because my chin hurts so bad but I am still mad. I may have to poop in their shoes or something fun like that. I work hard all week and I need a little rest too. I cant wait until monday so I have the house to myself!!!

Mean kitty!

I know you enjoy looking at my pictures on the internet, because well who wouldnt?! You can also find my sister Picasso and I as new edtions on Mean kitty at http://www.meankitty.com/ we rock the internet!

In other news. My mom sent home a message from the orange cat at her work that maybe he would like to meet sometime, perhaps we could have a date on the scale. I dont know I am feeling a little down about my weight. Maybe I will have to work harder and cut down on the cat chow...NAH... I will just use the extra pounds to throw my weight around and show him whos boss. That is if I ever let mom catch me for a weight check! Good luck mom hehehehe!!! Go to meankitty and look at how wonderful I am!!!!