Im Tagged! Here's My Seven!

I was tagged by Toulouse!

Seven Facts about ME!

1. I BITE! Hard! I have been told I shouldn't ....but who cares what a human says.

2. I'm a momma's boy. I'm not too fond of anyone else, but I don't want momma out of my sight.

3. I am a diabetic.

4. Genetically I am half Bobcat (felis rufus) and half house cat (felis sylvesteris). Some people call that a pixie bob, some people call it a "legend"....and no I didnt make that term up...google it if you want.

5. My favorite toy is a peacock feather!

6. I sleep on my momma's pillow and bite her hand softly so she can not leave me while I sleep.

7. I steal things as often as I can. I used to just steal things people dropped...now I will grab things out of people's hands and run with them.

I am tagging:

Princess Puffy Paws
Morgan Pirate Gato
Princess Mia
Cleo

House Rules of Bobcat Aquisitions--Heed Them or Bleed:

In all fairness to anyone entering our household Billy has dictated the following rules:

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If you drop it, it’s mine.
5. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
6. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any
way ever again.
7. If I chewed something up, all the pieces are mine.
8. If it just looks like something that was mine, it's mine.
9. If I saw it first, it's mine.
10. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it
automatically becomes mine.
11. The more you value something the more likely I will take it for mine.
12. If I hide it, you wont find it, so it's mine.
13. If you stupidly bring something inside my house that fits in my mouth, you forfeit it to be mine! Heirlooms are no exception! I didnt know your granny, but her wedding band will be MINE if I bite off your finger.
14. If I bite off said finger (see rule number 13), do not think of reattachment because of rule number 2 (see rule number 2).
15. Don't feel that things in your purse or pockets are safe. I can pick a pocket cleaner than a buzzard picks a dead man's bones!
16. If I am picking your pockets or your purse, remain calm and go with the experience. DO NOT PUSH ME AWAY! I am a professional. This is my job and I take pride in it. I don't bother you at work, so don't you bother me while I am working either. I don't want to have to show you my OTHER main skills and attack you.
17. Violation of any of these rules could result in mutilation, dismemberment and any injury up to and including death.

Enjoy your visit to my home! Don't stay long, though, I'm high strung.