September 25th 2006 7:04 am
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Now that my darling partner in crime, Ubu, has joined the ranks of the Catster nation, nothing will prevent us from TOTAL world domination. As a matter of point, yesterday I had the humans completely under my control. The large beasts were at the mysterious *boarding facility*. I must find out what this is. The beasts seem rather happy upon return, and the kissy red one won't tell me what it is all about. But still, Ubu makes her Catster page and I receive all of the pets on the same day. It must be a sign.

By the next time I write, dear diary, I expect to have made the world my litter box.