|
|
September 25th 2006 7:04 am
[ Leave A Comment ]
Now that my darling partner in crime, Ubu, has joined the ranks of the Catster nation, nothing will prevent us from TOTAL world domination. As a matter of point, yesterday I had the humans completely under my control. The large beasts were at the mysterious *boarding facility*. I must find out what this is. The beasts seem rather happy upon return, and the kissy red one won't tell me what it is all about. But still, Ubu makes her Catster page and I receive all of the pets on the same day. It must be a sign.
By the next time I write, dear diary, I expect to have made the world my litter box.
June 19th 2006 9:53 am
[ Leave A Comment ]
They will be 4 years old on Wednesday! What great kitties!
A Haiku for them
Reno and Vegas are cute
Their mom has coach bags
I think they should get tuna
March 3rd 2006 1:08 pm
[ Leave A Comment ]
My girlfriend Pinot lives in Atlanta. She is the cutest. I wish her mom would bring her to visit me. I can't go to Atlanta cause car rides give me anxiety attacks.
*waves at Pinot and her mom*
I also want to visit with my friends Reno and Vegas. They live in Ohio.
I'm just lonely right now. If I had more cats friends at home then maybe Punk wouldn't annoy me so.
|
|
|
See all diary entries for Reznor |
