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Tula's Scratching Post

Birds Revised

Meow to you, my fellow kitties! My previous post I spoke about the two walking meals, named Barnum and Bailey.

Well, something bad happened, and no I did not eat them. That would be a good thing. They flew away.

Sad, but before they flew the coop, they found a new bird to take their place. A couple days before, while they were outside, a new parakeet found the cage.
I saw the whole thing, I couldn't keep my eyes off the new meal. Well, mom caught it and put it in the cage. At first dad did not want to keep the new meal, and wanted to put up flyers to find the home that the bird belonged to.

Well, the next day a big wind came up, and blew the cage down. Barnum and Bailey got out! So dang birds! They ran away before I could eat them!
The good news is, the new bird stayed! Mmmmmmmm, a new bird. *licking chops*

So since the new bird stayed, mom did not want to find the home anymore.

Now the new bird, I heard dad named "Paul", mom hates that name, so I think it'll be changed soon, is in the big bedroom now.

Once in awhile I'll hear it sing and chirp, and I just stare at it plotting its demise.

In a more recent note, this last weekend, something bad happened to me. It was while mom was gone for the night on friday, she came back home on saturday and I was crying real hard. So she picked me up, and looked me over. That's when she found that on my backpaw, all my nails we gone.

She doesn't know what happened, but she doesn't suspect the dog (like I hoped my plan would do) so the dog stays.... but, my foot still hurts real bad! I can't stop licking it, and I'm always shaking it, because it feels like I stepped in mud.
Dad thinks I don't have to go to the doctor, but mom is going to watch my foot, and if it gets infected, she's going to take me in. I don't want to go to the doctor, cause they always put the thing up my butt! I hate that! I try to scratch the eyes out of anyone who tries to touch me.

Well, I'm going to go lick my foot now.
Meow ya later,

Tula

Birds!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In my family are two walking meals-Barnum and Bailey-the two parakeets that drive me nuts!

Recently those two fresh buffets have been moved from the "future nursery" aka: 3rd bedroom, to the big bedroom, where I sleep with mom and dad, and that bug of a doggie sister Lily.

Well, they were staying in there for awhile, it felt like forever, but I heard from mom that it was only about three weeks long. That is forever!
So since their mobile feeding station "cage" is the same height as the bed we sleep on, it made for a great view of my future lunches.

But, they made dad real grumpy in the morning, cause they love to chrip and squak in the morning (all the more reason to eat them), so mom put them outside on the patio. All day I stare at them through the glass, licking my chops, thinking how great they would taste .

One time I even tried to jump for the cage, but was rudly interrupted when my nose slammed into some big glass thing. I heard from mom, as she was rubbing my head and trying to stroke my ego back into place, that it's called a "door". I've never seen a "door" that's see through before. That door thing really hurt my nose, all I could do was fall to the ground and whine, cause I had the best jump for those noisy meal tickets.

But, my quest for the perfect birdy meal is not over. Everyday I stare at them, and they squak and squeek knowing full well that they bug me, and yet I can't do anything about eating them. I'm watching them, and one day I will spit feathers.

Meow you later, Tula

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