New Pixtures!!!

I am super excited everyone!! I have my very first crush-actually TWO crushes- a great new friend-Shyla- and NeeEeeWwww PIXTURES!!! They arent half as bad as that one shaved-ed pixture of me! (which I 'taught' mom to take off with a few good nips to the ankles)
Lets see...actually I am kind of perturbed that I cant chose the order of the pixtures ( does anyone KNOW how to do that?) I am of course Queen of the Universe and I want my pictures shown MY way (the only way)!!!!!!! Anyways..of the new pictures...We are at my Aunt Nicole's house doing fashion shows starring ME! The first is me lookin alll bashful on top of my favorite ironing board! Momma got cloths for Christmas that came in a HUGE box that I have flattened and chewed down to nothingness..The next one is my first time up in a TREE! I scooted up reaallly high but then..I got scared and Mom had to climb up and get me. Then my FAVORITE picture to date..me all warm and snuggly wrapped in covers! Last and certainly not least a drawing Momma helped me make for my new best friend Shyla. She is the cooooolest cat I know!!! It says "Puss and Shyla =Feline Friends Forever"

Okay the juicy gossip..I have a crush on (drum roll please) FLUFFY AND *RILEY*...Fluffy is super big and manly and funny and I have a thing for cats with guitars..and *Riley* is just a sweetie!!!!

Over and Out,
Puss

Peach Fuzz

*yawn* I am not feeling too well today- I ate a rubber band and its slowly coming around-so my stummy isnt feeling good. BUT I got my very first rosette today! Thanks to my pal Burbank! I wish I could have catster plus because I have a TON of pictures that I havent posted! Momma is too young to have a credit card though..otherwise I would be going rosette crazy ( I have a crush on Riley ) and my goodest friend Shyla deserves one too. Who ever heard of turkey and CHEESE? Momma made the concoction after reading Shyla's diary..I stuck my nose up at it.

Yesterday, Momma let me go outside and play...and I was barking-yes I bark- up a tree so Momma lifted me onto a small branch..well I shimmed up that tree like nobody's business...but then I couldnt get down and Momma had to come up and get me. She wasnt too happy about that..but I had to make it worth it!

Momma's new nickname for me is Peach Fuzz, cuz of my haircut, not that I am answering to it. I only answer to 'Queen' or 'Princess of the World' . Which momma refuses to call me...so..I ignore her. mwahaha
~Puss Kitti

BIG Time Trouble!!!

....Usually...sometimes....Once in a while I am a very good kitty... But with the stress of getting shaved-ed....the bath afterwards, being uncomfortable, and this new cardinal that has been hanging around...things were bound to happen. Momma got home from work and I started to tell her about this mean red bird that was making fun of me on the other side of the window. Momma thought I was asking her to 'open' the window. There is this thingy on the window called a 'skreen' so I cant get through. After about twenty minutes of being teased I took a running leap and tore through the 'skreen' and was going up the tree when I see my momma tear through the window, screaming at me. Now I have never been 'spanked' before..but this was 'the final straw' my momma said. It hurt but now I remember...dont jump through the 'skreen'.....stupid bird is still out there though...I am gonna go and tell my friend Shyla Cat now..maybe we can come up with a plan! We are quite a pair..I am bald and she is whisker-less. tee hee...
Meow for Now
Puss

The Shave

MOOOOOoooom!!! WHY MUST YOU PUT THAT PICTURE UP OF ME???? Man oh man my momma never learns!!!! I saw my momma writing to Shlya's momma and Basil's too about 'the incident' as I like to meow it! She made it out like I was a bad little kitty and I needed it! Whatever mom. Here is the REAL story:
I was tip toeing around one afternoon..allllll alone in the house when I came upon a big jar..with a very sweet smell to it..All of the sudden, whilst I was minding my OWN business, this jar mysteriously tipped over ( I swear Mom!!) well it looked really..tempting so I sat in it..then I rolled in it, then I smeared it on my face (i THOUGHT it was body cream...how was I to know it was maple syrup????) Momma came home and freaked out...then before you know it I am getting 'shaved' by a groooomer. I tried to maul her but to no avail.

Now I am a bald, very uncomfortable cat. And embarrassed my Uncle Marc came home and teased me..I am avoiding the windows so the neighbor cats cant gossip. and now mom has stuck it on Catster for all the world to see!
meeeeooorrrooowww
~Puss the very bald Kitti

Spoilt Rotten

I am a very spoiled rotten kitty. What can I say I deserve it?! I lay around all day in case big bad bugs/shadows/other kitties come into my territory, I am in charge of soaking up all the sunlight from the windows, and I am the backseat driver when I go out with my momma...I am her dance partner and I sit right next to her when we are looking in the mirror 'beautifying' ourselves. Its hard work being me!!! We also have been moving around alot and I know its hard on mom so I have been extremely good ( even though Iwas totally pumped to go see my cousins in Oklahoma ) and so tonight mom treated me to some pampering. We went out and got Wendy's burgers ( my favorite ) and we each got one! Then we headed into Blockbuster where we browsed for a good movie ( but we have to watch it tomorrow ) and then we went to PetCo and momma got me a new friend 'Mo' the Mouse on a stick and some salmon flavored treats and a brush and stuff!!! She let me stay extra long in front of the hampster cages and I saw her looking but she didnt touch any of the 'adoption' kitties like she usually does!!! We got home and she used that brush and it felt soooo good. I have had quite a day!!! Off to play with Mo- he needs a good trouncing!

~Puss Kitti

Up and Down Days!

Hi all my Furrrry Friends!!!

I have had a roller coaster of a couple days but before I get into the juicy gossip!!! My momma has put some new pics of me on my page!!! There is one of me at Thanksgiving with the paper Turkey that I then tried to kill....silly me I thought it was a real turkey...it smelled like a real turkey I swear!!! Then theres one at christmas time...its me and my momma reading 'The Littlest Angel' on christmas mornin'. Then one of me in all the newspapers and me hidin in the cabinet!!! Fun stuff!!! Well yesterday my momma was doing somethin called 'cleanin' which she never ever does ...well okay she does sometimes just not often...and usually she lets me help...so I am casually walking into the bathroom and there is momma with these things in her ears and she is dancin and singin in the bathtub(the most scariest place EVER) and she has those paper towels I love to destroy going crazy against some glass...well I am all offended that she is playing with the things in her ears and not me so later on...I chew those suckers up till all thats left are these wire thingies...how was I to know it was an 'ipod'????? Honestly mom!!! SO! I was def. in the dog house on that one...and then today momma let me eat the icing off the batters...but then I got into some place that momma says is making me a 'stanky kitty' and as I type she is drawing me a......BATH! ( I have on my best pouty face but to no avail) whats a kitty to do?????

Honky Tonk Badonkadonk and all this Fishy

Oh My Gawd...us kitties need to unite! Did ya'll( yes I am a southern kitty) know that our mommas and daddies-at least my momma- think that we are like doggies with that whole seven years bull???? My momma said my first birthday was coming up(to which I started to puurrrr) and then she laughed to herself that actually I was like 7. Seven?! Can you believe that? and to make matter that much worse..I looked in the mirror today and realized...I have a big booty. My momma read to me my first and only - : ( - letter from a kitty friend(Skylar I believe her name is) and she is three years older than me and like 5lbs lighter. Then last night momma put on that new song Honky Tonk Badonkadonk and we were both dancin ( yes I dance ) and it hit me I am a chubby kitty! So I moped around all day today until momma brought home somethin that smelled a lil fishy. She had brought Salmon home from work and you guessed it-I ate the whole damn thing....when she got up to get a coke. Uhhh my tummy is draggin on the ground, I have a sticky neck still, and my momma is leaving tomorrow from 8am-10pm. Whats a kitten to do?
-Sad, lonely, and a little tubby
Ms. Puss Kitti

Feelin' Better

Well Sunday night I woke up in the middle of the night with a stummy ache. I crawled ontop of my momma's chest to get some lovin and ended up throwing up all over her! She didnt get mad or nothing...just cleaned us both up and tried to scritch scratch me back to sleep. The next morning after she left for school I was still feeling real bad and let it be known. When momma got home she took me to the vet. After many attempts to kill my vet I was released back into my momma's arms and given the most nasty,sticky,orange medicine! I am now feeling great but every morning and night momma has to practically hog tie me down to give me that medicine. My neck is all sticky from her missing my mouth, and I scream and cling to the door handle when she tries to get me anywhere near water to wash it off. I am pretty tired too because yesterday was Mom's birthday and my job was to tear every piece of wrapping paper to little bits. Mission Accomplished!