APRIL 17TH

I got a NEW MOUSIE!!! One of the nice grey furry ones! I LOOOOVE my new mousie! Mommy had said I wasn't allowed to have anymore cause Kimber and I like to put them under the fridge and then go cuss her out till she retreives them for us. It's fun to watch her have to get down on the floor with the broom handle and whack them out but the last time she did I swatted them right back under infront of her and she wasn't happy with me. Mommy swore no more mousie toys after that but we have been so sad without them that she bought a few new ones finally! YAY WE WIN! Kimber and I have been busy beating the hell out of eachother fighting for possesion of the mousie for the past 2 days though and mommy says if we don't learn to share we loose mousie privellages again...

April 15th

Well I tipped over the dye for the eggs today and mommy isn't happy with me at all! OOPS! I made blue paw prints all over the counter too that don't want to come out -mommy says next year we are only getting those plastic filled ones -that's fine with me and Kimber so long as a few have those nice furry toy mousies we love!

WELL Mommy's boyfriend is supposed to be here in a few days to move in. I know I told you he thinks he is kicking me out of the bedroom but now I am hearing he dosen't want me in the bathroom either?! Like what the HELL is wrong with this guy? I like to hang out with you when you take a bath or a shaower or just use the sink even - it's like T.V. to me (nothing wrong with that IS there?) and now he says I'm not allowed to be in there with him at all?! He's out of his fool mind! I really think mommy is screwing up bigtime with this one. I mean who will open the cupboards and knock over all the towels or attack the shower curtain if you're in there alone?! PLUS somebody has to chase the water down the drain! ?

APRIL 14TH

Mommy's boyfriend is supposed to be moving in next week FINALLY....hmm beleive it when I see it! Kimber and I don't like the sound of it and are keeping our toes crossed that he cops out on her again. He dosen't want us in the bedroom or in the bed?! AND it seems his family keeps -ugh- DOGS! They love the movie Lady and the Tramp -but NOT FOR SI & AM? THEY LOVE LADY??? This guys father apparently almost doubled over in disgust when he herd mommy had us and said we were the evil kitties from that movie and asked her why she would ever want us?! Mommy says if this guy ever becomes our inlaw we have permission to do our worst! She says the doggie they have is annoying and not half as beautiful or brilliant as we are! I think I'll harrass this guy as much as I can when (if) he shows up. Supposedly his daddy will be with him when he gets here...SHOW TIME! Darn shame we're declawed- we could have been the basis for the latest hollywood slasher flick and made millions!

Yum is gone!

Well a few days agao my friend Yum Yum was sent to Siamese Rescue she had gotten too bad about her litter box and she didn't feel well a lot of the time : ( I missed her so much after a day that mommy got me a new girlfriend though! Kimber even looks a lot like I do! She is still warminmg up to us both but she seems to be adjusting well so far and get this- we both love to open the cabinets all over the house YAY! I opened all the bathroom ones and she hit the kitchen so we have a system!

Feb 15th

Uh-oh! That miserable man that I mentioned WASN'T coming now says he will be here sometime between now and summer?! Yum yum abd I have already started our protest -this just will not do. I ruined the clean laundry, woke Mommy up at 6a.m. sharp, knocked everything off the kitchen table, and threw up a nice fur ball at the foot of the bed. Yum is less tactful and she is just crapping all over the house!
This guy likes it COLD too -um he best not be cranking that air condtioner down to 60 on me or anything. PLUS now Mommy will be gone a week when he moves down here NOOOO! She mentioned having her horrid sister stay with us when she is away too -WE HATE HER! This just plain sucks!

Friday Feb. 3erd

WELL SUCCESS! Mommy's new "friend" is history so now she won't be leaving me for a week either! I'd feel badly for her but eh like I said I'm all she need round here anyways ; ) Now I'm playing in all the empty closet and undercounter space that has been left open -she had cleared lots of room for this fool -HA! More for me now! Under the sink in the bathroom is pretty neat-o I found she had tried to put all the 1st aid stuff into a pretty basket. Hmmm well it is nice! I removed ALL that junk and it's a fabulous nice bed for me down there now. Go-me! Mommy says I am too spoiled but she dosen't really mean it dose she? Of course not! UGH this guy has been bothering me for years now -I think I'll have a party with Yum Yum later to celebrate. I'ts been raining and cold here though so all she is into is sitting by the fireplace, she dosen't like to play to much but it sure is fun to listen to her scream at me when I jump her -so my day is all planned out and super for now nyo!

MONDAY JAN 30TH

I think my human is planning to LEAVE ME for a WEEK!? I saw that disgusting suitcase thing is out! This just will not do! Maybe if I sleep in it all day she won't be able to fill it -yes that's it! How dare she want to leave me here alone with that weirdo neighbor lady? To make it worse I have herd her say she is allowing some MAN to move into MY HOUSE when she comes back....I'M the man of THIS house we'll have to make sure he learns that the hard way won't we?

This one here guy had the nerve to accuse me of looking like a drag queen in my lovely photo -hey that was on the HelloKitty website PAL! I got rid of HIM!