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KO KO'S BOOK OF "ME!!!!!"

APRIL 17TH

I got a NEW MOUSIE!!! One of the nice grey furry ones! I LOOOOVE my new mousie! Mommy had said I wasn't allowed to have anymore cause Kimber and I like to put them under the fridge and then go cuss her out till she retreives them for us. It's fun to watch her have to get down on the floor with the broom handle and whack them out but the last time she did I swatted them right back under infront of her and she wasn't happy with me. Mommy swore no more mousie toys after that but we have been so sad without them that she bought a few new ones finally! YAY WE WIN! Kimber and I have been busy beating the hell out of eachother fighting for possesion of the mousie for the past 2 days though and mommy says if we don't learn to share we loose mousie privellages again...

April 15th

Well I tipped over the dye for the eggs today and mommy isn't happy with me at all! OOPS! I made blue paw prints all over the counter too that don't want to come out -mommy says next year we are only getting those plastic filled ones -that's fine with me and Kimber so long as a few have those nice furry toy mousies we love!

WELL Mommy's boyfriend is supposed to be here in a few days to move in. I know I told you he thinks he is kicking me out of the bedroom but now I am hearing he dosen't want me in the bathroom either?! Like what the HELL is wrong with this guy? I like to hang out with you when you take a bath or a shaower or just use the sink even - it's like T.V. to me (nothing wrong with that IS there?) and now he says I'm not allowed to be in there with him at all?! He's out of his fool mind! I really think mommy is screwing up bigtime with this one. I mean who will open the cupboards and knock over all the towels or attack the shower curtain if you're in there alone?! PLUS somebody has to chase the water down the drain! ?

APRIL 14TH

Mommy's boyfriend is supposed to be moving in next week FINALLY....hmm beleive it when I see it! Kimber and I don't like the sound of it and are keeping our toes crossed that he cops out on her again. He dosen't want us in the bedroom or in the bed?! AND it seems his family keeps -ugh- DOGS! They love the movie Lady and the Tramp -but NOT FOR SI & AM? THEY LOVE LADY??? This guys father apparently almost doubled over in disgust when he herd mommy had us and said we were the evil kitties from that movie and asked her why she would ever want us?! Mommy says if this guy ever becomes our inlaw we have permission to do our worst! She says the doggie they have is annoying and not half as beautiful or brilliant as we are! I think I'll harrass this guy as much as I can when (if) he shows up. Supposedly his daddy will be with him when he gets here...SHOW TIME! Darn shame we're declawed- we could have been the basis for the latest hollywood slasher flick and made millions!