September 9th 2007 7:26 am
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Today was my wedding. Supposed to be....with Grace.
I haven't heard from her.
Everything was sweet and perfect.
9-9-07
The two 9's representing our two 9 lives together.
I'm assuming it's not me and that something has kept her from contacting or getting to me.
I had a perfect honeymoon setup in the CatNip district of Amsterdam.
Well, she could have easily gotten the jitters, which is fine.
Sweetie, Grace, just tell me what's going on. That's all i want to know
August 27th 2007 3:11 am
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Grace and I are getting married!
Our wedding is September 9th, 2007
that's 9-9-07
get it?
her 9 lives and my 9 lives...spending it together....
(I don't know what to say about the 07, that's just the year....maybe 07 kittens in our first litter)
Spot, my brother, is the best man.
Grace obviously is the wife.
I'm about to ask Tigger if he'll give away Grace.
The wedding will pay tribute to the passing of Connie. Connie, we'll each eat a small bowl of ice cream for you.
Who wants to come?
My pet, Bryan, thinks the below text is for some reason funny and appropriate....
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"Somebody's Getting Married/She'll Make Me Happy"
written by Ralph Burns and Jeff Moss
(Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy are finally married in front of an audience of both "Muppet Show" and "Sesame Street" performers)
Bear:
Extra! Extra! Somebody's getting married!
Bear 2:
Somebody's getting married? HEY, somebody's getting married!
Bear 3:
Whoa, somebody's getting married!
Pops:
Somebody's getting married???
Lew Zealand:
Somebody's getting marrrrieeeed!
Group:
Somebody's getting married! Somebody's getting married! Somebody's getting somebody's getting somebody's getting somebody somebody somebody somebody...! [etc.]
Kermit, Gonzo, Fozzie, Scooter:
Somebody get some flowers!
Somebody get a ring!
Somebody get a chapel and a choir to sing!
Kermit:
Somebody get an organ to play!
Singing Tuxedos:
Cause somebody's getting married today!
[a bit of the 'end of ceremony' music played]
Miss Piggy, Janice, Camilla:
Somebody get a preacher!
Somebody bake a cake!
Somebody get some shoes and rice and presents to take!
Miss Piggy:
vSomebody get a sweet negilee!
Singing Veils:
Cause somebody's getting married today!
Swedish Chef:
Veddeeng! Veddeeng! Peeg und fruggeee veddeeng!
Men:
Somebody get champagne!
Somebody rent a room!
Girls:
Somebody get the lovely bride!
And somebody get the-
Men:
Somebody get the-
[Kermit nervously stumbles offstage here since the rhyming word is "groom" (of course)...]
Both:
Somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody--!
Female Voices:
Somebody get this wedding underway!
Swedish Chef:
Coose-a sumebudy's getteeng merreeed tudey!
(Musical bridge)
Bear Family:
Somebody's getting married....today!
[In Church]
Ernie:
Are they here yet, are they here yet, did I miss it, am I late?
Bert:
No, they're be here any minute!
Cookie Monster:
Oh boy, me can hardly wait.
Pops:
Isn't this exciting--it's the wedding of the year!
Sam The Eagle:
Well, can't we start without them?
Muppet News Anchorman:
No, you can't until they're here.
Sam: Hmm.
Chorus of Penguins:
They're fin-all-y getting ma-rrr-ied now!
(Musical bridge, sounds of wedding bells)
Miss Piggy:
He'll make me happy
Each time I see him
He'll be the reason
My heart can sing
He'll stand beside me
And now I'm everything.
Kermit:
She'll make me happy
Each time I hold her
And I will follow
where my heart may lead
And she'll be all I'll ever need
Babies:
Days go passing into years
Old Ladies:
Years go passing day by day.
Pig Family
She'll make him happy
Now and forever
Frog Family
Until forever
their love will grow
Muppet Family
She only knows
he'll make her happy
That's all she needs to know.
All:
They'll be so happy
Now and forever
Until forever
their love will grow-
Miss Piggy:
I only know
He'll make me happy
That's all I need...to...know...
Kermit: (whispering, upon his realization): I thought Gonzo was going to play the minister...
Piggy says nothing.
Minister:
Do you, Piggy, take this frog to be your lawful wedded husband--do you?
Miss Piggy:
I do...
Minister:
Do you Froggie take this Pig to be your lawful wedded wife until you die?
Kermit:
Well, I? Well....I...?
Priest:
Do you?
Kermit:
(gulp). I do...
Minister:
Then because you share a love so big
I now pronounce you frog and pig.
(The KISS.)
Celebration, cheering from all the Muppets. Penguins evidently are tossed or throw themselves into the air.)
Kermit:
What better way could anything end?
Hand in hand with a friend.
FIN (get it?)
July 30th 2006 3:21 pm
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