You're the One For Me, Catty

The things I have to endure

My human gets this strange compulsion to pet me every time she passes by me. Whenever I'm sleeping, which is about 90% of the time, she has to stop and pet me and ruffle my ears. Then she rubs my neck and taps my chin.

Then, when all I want is to get dinner in my bowl, she picks me up and squeezes me before she feeds me. Sometimes, it becomes gratuitous torture. She'll bounce me up and down in her arms. Then she'll put me down and ruffle my ears before she feeds me.

Yesterday, when she was trying to take a nap, I let her know how it feels to be disturbed. I tapped her chin with my paw, and when she didn't respond, I licked her eyelid. She said, "Eww..." Now she knows how I feel every time she puts her grubby human hands on me.

Of course, if she stops paying attention to me, I have to find out why and bug her.