You're the One For Me, Catty

What's with this daylight saving stuff?

My human fed me an hour later than she usually does this morning. She did this odd thing of going around and changing the clocks in every room before she went to bed. I don't need a clock to tell me when I should be fed. I just need opposable thumbs to open the cabinet and food container.

A few days ago was "Halloween," and my human carved my silhouette into a pumpkin. She put a candle inside the pumpkin and it cast a big shadow on the wall. It looked just like me. She also told me horror stories, like the one about the curious cat who annoyed her human. One day, the cat was taken away and she was never heard from again. I couldn't sleep at all that night, and I spent the night walking up and down my human's bed.

It's chilly this morning. I'm going back to bed.