You're the One For Me, Catty

Getting older

My human thinks about getting older all the time. I think it's a boring subject. Anything that makes my human spend time thinking about something that isn't about pleasing me is a boring subject. Look at me. My golden cat years are still far ahead. I'm not the little kitten I used to be, but dangle something stringy and shiny in front of me and I'll chase it for hours. That's because I don't take attitudes like, "I'm too old for that." Actually, I don't take any attitude at all. It's instinct that I must catch that shiny object! Then, I resume napping in order to save my strength to live a long life, as long as my human doesn't forget to feed me.