You're the One For Me, Catty

She did it again

My human set her alarm this morning. She doesn't normally do that on a Saturday, so I thought something was up. I was sleeping on her bed near her feet. She got up and turned off the alarm, then got back into bed, so I thought she just forgot to turn off the alarm the night before. I went back to sleep.

About 20 minutes later, she got out of bed again, but I didn't follow her right away. While she was in the bathroom, I couldn't help myself and needed to know what she was doing. I went to stand outside the bathroom door. When she got out of the bathroom, she closed the door behind her. Then she closed the bedroom door. She only does that when she's going to do one thing.

I was sleepy, so I didn't put up much of a fight. She stuffed me into the torture cage, chuckling. I'll get her later at 4 a.m. tonight, when she pleads, "Let me sleeeep." See how she feels then.

She took me to Dr. Evil's office, but I didn't have to see him. Instead, one of his minions gave me a shot. I didn't like that. It was over quickly and now my human makes me wear a shiny new gold tag that says "Rabies" something or another.

I've been pretty mellow today, but I'm just plotting for the future. Watch out.