Ladies, I hate to break it to you but...

... CJ is no longer flying solo. Last night, I asked beautiful Belle to be my girlfriend. We were chatting in the Tiger Cat's Club and she just looked so darn beautiful that I asked her if she'd like to go get something to eat at La Kitty Cafe. Of course, she accepted. So we were having a blast on our date and I gave her a gift. It was a heart-shaped ring. After dinner we headed off to The Pool Hall and I gave her some red roses.

Red roses-Love, Beauty, Courage and Respect, Romantic Love, Congratulations, I Love You, Job Well Done, Sincere Love, Respect, Courage & Passion

All rose colors have meanings. I give them to girls that I like along with a little message of what they mean.

But back to my night. Anywho, I left a rosette on Belle's page and asked her to "be mine". Of course she said yes. *smiles*

So now, I have a great best friend that's more... life couldn't get any better than this.

What a NIGHT!!!!

Wow. I'm just EXTATIC!

Well, I headed to the Late, Late Show for some fun... holy smokers! I got a KISS (on the cheek) from Belle & a hug from Inky! What more could I want?

*raises brows up and down*

Well. . . okay, other topics!

*thinks*

I'll have to get back to you. . . mom's gotta do this report on Switzerland. Whoopdeedoo

Yet another pointless entry. . .

Shocking ya'll! Wowie! I've wrote in this for. . . jeeeeeez how many days in a row? Hmmmmm. . . well, all my entries are pointless so it really doesn't matter.

Well, let's see what is there to write about? *goes onto google to find something amusing*


Ahhhh. . . here we go! "Dogs doodie on owner's head while sleeping"--no. "Giant Pickles attack Poor Innocent Toddlers"--HECK NO. "Cheeseburger said to have image of Lemur aka Mr. Sexy"--naw. Ooooh, ooooh! Here we go, "Cat Jokes, these are sure to get you rolling!"--YES BABY! WOOT WOOT!



What do you use to comb a cat? A catacomb. "That's lame"
Why did the cat put oil on the mouse? Because it squeaked. "Heh heh"
How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up. "Tee hee"


Wow. See, now why can't we stop humans from coming up with jokes that make us cats seem like stupid, ugly, big, fat dogs?! We're not! We're cats! We're the DOMINENT species! Goodness!

*runs out screaming* WORLD DOMINATION! I DEMAND WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need another Celebrity

I need another celebrity to interview. Any suggestions? I need someone that is well known, good-looking *heh*, and well-known.

*scratches head*

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. . .

I think I need to put out another Dialouge--so that's why I'm asking. Who would YOU like to see?

Concerning Dialouge #1

There has been something brought to my attention about Paris Hilton's stupid dog.

Well, after conducting some research I've found out the following:

NAME-Tinkerbell Hilton
BREED-Chichauha

I've also found some pictures. . . WARNING: These are very disturbing pictures! Do NOT read if you have serious heart conditions or are taking blood pressure medication.

Picture 1
Picture 2
Picture 3

Enjoyable? I think not. . .

If only, If only. . .

Mom saw it in the movie, Holes. It has a really catchy tune. You really need to see the movie to understand the true significance.

If Only, If Only

if only if only
the wood pecker sighs
the bark on the trees was as soft as
the sky
as the wolf waits below
hungry and lonely
he cries to the moo-oo-oon
if only if only

Dialouge #1--I met Paris Hilton!

Please note: Before you read this let me inform you that I actually didn't meet Paris Hilton. I don't know much about her except that she is a spoiled, rotten brat that has alot of cash.

CJ: Hullo Ms. Hilton! Glad to meet you! *extends paw for a shake*

PARIS HILTON: Ick! Get away from me you stupid cat!

CJ: Stupid?! Ms. Hilton, I don't think you know who you're messing with!

PH: Excuse me! I'm Paris Hilton. I'm a gazillionaire and I get what I want. If you haven't noticed, I have my own TV show.

CJ: Oh yeah. That one where you and that other snob try to do "work". You know, you humans only work so that I can sleep and suck you people dry. We cats are the dominant species. We use instincts and power to survive. What do you humans use. . . money.

PH: Like. . . put that in like words that I can like understand. *chews on $1000000 manicured finger*

CJ: Fine. Looks like my intellect is too much for you to handle. Okay. Kitties sleep, you work, you buy food for kitties. Kitties smart. Humans dumb. *rolls eyes* Get it now.

PH: Ummm. . . totally! *pets ugly dog* That's hott.

Question

In my last entry I enlightened upon the subject that girls always say, "Half the fun is shopping!"

Referring to a crush. Well, if half the fun is shopping, what is the other half!?!?

*raises brows up and down*

Hmmmmmmm. . .

I met this REALLY cool girl!

I posted in the Catster Forum and she asked me to be her NON date for the Valentine's Day MOO BOO party.

I couldn't make it. But I got her these very beautiful yellow roses. Did you know that rose colors have meanings?

Yellow--Joy, Gladness, Friendship, Delight, Promise of a new beginning, Welcome Back, Remember Me, and Jealousy, "I care"

Mom tells me that girls really like when you do small things like give them cards and roses and teddy bears and stuff like that. I just hope that she liked them.

Her name is Belle. She's very, very nice and I really like her. I took her to La Kitty Cafe for some lunch tonite. I've never had such a fabulous time with a girl before.

I'm just taking things one day at a time. I enjoy being single. Besides, who says that you're limited to just one girl when you're single? Girls tell me all the time, "Half the fun is shopping!" Whoop-dee! *twirls paw around ear*

Snowball told me briefly about talk in "THE POWDER ROOM". Jeez. Sounds like Belle has a crush on me. *grins* Can you blame her? I'm sexy! But seriously folks. Sounds like she likes me--alot.

I'll keep you updated. Like I said, one day at a time.

*opens up a chocolate and reads the message on the wrapper*

*reading the wrapper*

Hey, Why not?

"Hmmmm. . . okay, I wonder what that means? Maybe it means I should have another one. THAT'S GOOD CHOCOLATE!"

*opens up another chocolate, pops it in his mouth, and reads the wrapper*

Be mischievous. It feels good.

"Duh! I know that. But mischievious would be to sneak another chocolate. THAT'S GOOD CHOCOLATE!"

*opens up his third piece, then reads the wrapper*

You know what? You look good in red.

"Okay. That's super. I look good in anything. But I think I'll have another one! THAT'S GOOD CHOCOLATE!"

*opens up yet ANOTHER piece of chocolate, reads the wrapper*

Smile before bed. You'll sleep better.

"Cats always sleep good though. Whatever."

*rolls eyes*