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Life and Times by Ivy

I'm a bully

The title says it all, fellow kitties! I, Ivy the Bounty Hunter, am a downright mean bully. That's funny, because I'm much smaller than most kitties on my block. I personally think I'm a much more effective watch-cat than any of our stupid dogs are. I can't tell you how mad it makes me when I see trespassing cats on my yard.
Here's how I do it. When I spot the dirty trespasser, and I crouch down where ever I am, which is usually in a tree. I then wait for them to mosey on over to start marking what they think is theirs. Then, I drop straight down on them, with claws out, and beat them off my yard. I'm small, but I'm tough and I do not take crap from anycat, no matter how big and and they think they are.

Ivy the Bounty Hunter

So, I step outside almost every morning to feed Ivy and tell her what a "wonderful" cat she is, and almost every morning, I find some gift she's bestowed upon the household. It's either a rat, a decapitated bird, a shredded mouse, or a milipede (disgusting). And, without fail, she's always waiting by her present to me, waiting for praise. But, unfortunately for her, the praise she usually gets is a look of disgust and her gift discarded of immediately.

Ivy says: "How ungrateful! I worked hard to get that for her, and she goes and just throws it away! Can you believe that?"

Sorry Ivy, that's just....ew.

Long time, no see

I've been off Catster for so long, I feel like a stranger! I have just added a new photo of myself at three years old. I think I've matured very nicely! Happy (late) New Year, everycat!