If Only Life Could Be a Box of Chocolates...

Anal glands and dryer sheets

March 13th 2006 11:30 am
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A few weeks ago, I had an anal gland infection and my mommy told eveeerrryone about it. Good lord, can she ever keep a secret! Am I not entitled to have a patient's rights to privacy? Must my reputation be jeopardized for such a trivial matter? I think I may have to sue her for slander and extreme infliction of emotional distress.

So once again I ate something that I shouldn't have. But how am I supposed to know? Everything looks like food. This time I ate a dryer sheet. My mommy found out when she was cleaning my litter box and she was not very happy about it. You guys probably don't know this but within the past year I've eaten a shoe lace and a hair scrunchy, thank God I was able to poo them all out. So mommy is not very happy with my behavior for the time being but I'm sure she'll get over it soon. Until then, no treats for me. I'll just have to find my own treats! Like mommy always say, "make the best of what you have." Let's see what we have lying around here....yummmm!!!!!

 
 

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"Cupcakes" Fredericko Tran


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