Doritos, what a wonderful...invention?

So the other day, I was just exploring around the apartment, (I love exploring) and I noticed this big red bag on the counter. So being the curious little kitty I am, I decided to move in for a closer look. My mom was in the living room, so I was certain I could get away with it without her knowing. So I jump on the counter, and I sniff around, and I realize whatever is in this big red bag is...FOOD. I love food. Esspeicaly, HUMAN food. Which I knew this was human food. So I sit there, and I try to figure out how on earth I was going to get into this thing. Finally I found a way. There was this slit at the top of the bag. A slit BIGGER then me, so I knew I would have no problem getting into it. Much to my surprise though, this wonderful red bag, was quite noisy getting into. My mom ended up hearing me but before she could catch me I ran off with one. And oh my lord! They were the greatest things Ive ever tasted in my entire kitty life!!! Ever since then Ive snuck into the bag many times, no matter where my mom and dad put the bag. Daddy thinks its quite funny. Although, I see nothing funny about it, I just think they're delicious! :)

How Rude!

So this morning, I had the urge to potty, so being the good kitty, I go to the litter box, So Im minding my own business and my mom decides to come into the kitchen (the kitchen and laundry room where the litter box are connected and she could TOTALLY see me) Well I dont want people looking at me going to the bathroom! Gosh! So I bolted my butt out of that litter box as fast as I could, I got alot of litter on the floor, which my mom wasnt too happy about, but gosh! Has she ever heard of PRIVACY!?

Mirrors? What is this madness?

So today started like any other morning. I heard my mommy get up and to take a "shower". Although, Im not quite sure what this "shower" is. Gallons and Gallons of water pour down on them. I cant see why ANYONE would want any water on them, a drop of water on me and I just can't stand it..but whatever. So then she stands in front of this contraption these humans call a "mirror". Its a nasty trick if you ask me! Seeing yourself in a mirror. Makes me always think its another cat looking back at me on the other side! Then my humans laugh at me when I start talking to "myself"...WELL if I knew it was myself I would meow! Geez. Thank god they are at work. Now I can do what I please. hehehehehe. ::evil kitty grin::