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Cat's Rule -- Speshally Mwe!

Ice Cweam Game

I gotted tagged by Norman Bates -http://www.catster.com/cats/600040 - ta purrlays da game. I beed purrlayin it by doin dis:


Nau, I gotteds to mews watts my fafurite ice cweam -- an tags tue kitties. I doin dat:

Fafurite ice cweam beed -- Rocky Road--- it remindeds mwe of mwe.
I taggen:

Tigger - http://www.catster.com/cats/990900

Maggie - http://www.catster.com/cats/266531

A Misshun ---shhhhhhh! Top Sekrit

We mist a misshun. Meowmie got awl bizy wif sum Meowmie stuff and we did nuts gets to trash da H.E.B stores dat sellen dat nastee Menu Food pet fud. Spewee! We awmoss mist it, dat is. We were lates, butt we gots to go sekretly at midnites to trash da groshury karts. So glad cuz I had fown my inner big cat fur dat mishun. No I iz my own lufabul kitty sef who had lots of nipz at da Hangur! Woo Hoo! Ok da sekret grupe...and aftur messidge mew must distroy dis messidge. Da name of da sekret grupe dat goes affur dose dat hawm pet is da Fearless Feline Flyers! Nows distroy dis messidge.

Welcum to My Werld

Hows can it bees dat I rule da roost here? I awmost rule Meowmie, yet it bees my oldur, an emfasis on werd oldur, sisfur dat mews online mostest? Den dere's my brofur and bestest mate, Tyke. He, tews, is more online dan I bees. Dis is knot rite or an akturate picfur of home life heres.

Wenns I wants to sit in a chares, I do so. Wenn I wants to ge in windo, I do do dat. Awl my siblin mofe.

It bees gud to be top cat! I iz so glad dat I made Meowmie keep mwe and knots fine anofur home fur mwe! I rilly do lufs my siblins, it jusstice iz dat if I wants sumfing, I wants it and I iz entidled moar dan dey.

Dis bees my introducinshun. I wills begins to rites bowt my daze an stuff I do.