Nestest Weak Beed da Big Daey!

Caturdey...I meenz Saturdey beed da daey I gets wedwinket ta da luferly Lucy. We beed ingageded fur tu years an finlee we hitshin up. I beed nerfus. Will I mess up da bows, will da Lucy beed happeez wif mwe wenn we beed wedded?
Heare beed da link fur it:

http://www.catster.com/forums/Party_Time_and_Virtual_ Play_Dates/thread/680701

Hoape ta seed mew dere.
Gess I nut haffin a batshlur pawty. If I du beed...well, no wons inbited mwe.

New Year's TAg

I guts taggeded by Tyson (http://www.catster.com/cats/476218) and were axed:

1. What is your 2010 New Year Resolution ?
To maked purrlans to getted marreed tu myne fiancee, Lucy (http://www.catster.com/cats/199010).


2. Why did you choose that for your Resolution?

Coz I lettuced meowmie put it offs long nuffs.

3. Do you think you will be able to keep it? Why/Why not?

Hawd to say wif Meowmies, mew nose?


All you have to do is copy & paste the entry above into your Diary, erase my names and answers , fill in yours, send a message like I sent to you, asking if they'd like to play an easy New Year Resolution Game and if so, to visit your Diary for instructions. Now you just list as many furiends as you'd like to tag and Have fun!

Have a Happy, Healthy New Year!

I beed off tu tag:
Mr. D (http://www.catster.com/cats/482329)
Muffy (http://www.catster.com/cats/314237)
Ginnger (http://www.catster.com/cats/424806)

Da scoop on poop

I justice lerneded dat diarrhea entrees bowts poop beed awar PJ's. Oar awa "Meow." Wise do it bee dat lot av DDP's hafz ta du wif poop? OK, so I will rite bowts mine in dis diarrhea av mine. Myne beed bigs, brawn, an smellee! Furry smellee! Dat beed da male cat way. It du, it du. It lettuce awal ofur cats nose weed da boss. Tu bad I guts my bros hear who du da samest ting.

Halloween tag

I've been tagged by Cleopatra Jones.
It's a Halloween tag game. I am supposed list five things I like about Halloween and then tag six friends.

So I'm tagging:
Mercedes (Mercy)
Merlin the Cat Wizard
Bitu
Jewels
Simon
Pixie

Ice Cream Game

Mews,
I was tagged by Norman Bates. Here are da rules:

PURRRMMMMM 2 purrlay haf 2 choose Ice Cream You murrst like.

I likes red eyes cweme. Gess dat bee stawbewwy.

Den mew tag two kitties.
I tag Lucy - http://www.catster.com/cats/199010
and Simon - http://www.catster.com/cats/357723

I weret tagged

If you got tagged, copy these questions, answer them yourself and tag 6 other lucky pups or kitties!

I was tagged by Edwina so here we go!

1. What is your favorite color for Easter eggs?
Multi-colored, nut justs won colur.
2. Would you rather be a bunny or a chick?
I gess a bunny caws I lykes ta eat chicken.
3. How many Easter eggs do you think you'll find when you get to hunt them at your house?Nun. Meowmie wills be gawn in da mornin.

4. What kind of Easter are you hoping for?
A vfurry happy won wif lots af tweets.

If you're reading my diary, then feel free to take notice that I just tagged you, too! MOL! Have fun!

Taggeded!

Hi Fur's. Today I got tagged by Cleopatra Grace. I have to list 7 thing's about myself and write a diary entry and then tag 7 pal's .

So 7 things:
1. I beez orange
2. I beed sweet and gentle
3. I beed protective of Patches
4. I like to jump up on da keybored wnn Meowmie bees typin.
5. I nefurs miss dinnur, I awaze gets ta my bowl.
6. I sleep on Meowmie
7. I snugguls

I beed taggin:
1. Sunshine =http://www.catster.com/cats/797194
2.Dewey - http://www.catster.com/cats/299003
3. Aedan -http://www.catster.com/cats/156573
4. Molly Bird -http://www.catster.com/cats/334416
5. Dexter Jeebus - http://www.catster.com/cats/57649
6. Amber - http://www.catster.com/cats/476603
7. Ginnger -http://www.catster.com/cats/424806

Fun Furbulus Facks

To play dis tag, mew write five furbulus facks abowt mewrsef in mewr diry an mew emew five kitties to lets dem know mew tagged dem. Mew can sends da furst kitty a rosie to let dem know or mew just emew. Publish da names of da five mew haf tagged.

1. I bees a grate color ... dat is orange.
2. I bees da mostest lovingest cat in dis hause.
3. I bees mellow yellow...mixed wif red, of course.
4. I loves milk.
5. I loves to cuddle up wif Meowmie in bed an will fits in her curves as she sleepest.

I tagged five kitties..
1. Goldie
2. Ronon
3. Daphne
4. Lucy
5. Murphy

Twas the night before Christmas in the sleeping cats house

A furriend sended dis to mwe. Gess it maken da rowns online. I wanned to chairs' it:

Twas the night before Christmas in the sleeping cats house,
not a feline was stirring, not even a mouse.
Cat stockings were hung by the door with care,
in hopes Santa Paws soon would be there.
The kittens were snuggled in mama cats bed,
with brothers and sisters curled head-to-head.
And mama cat on her quilt, and I on my mat,
had just settled into a delicious catnap.
When out in the yard there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my mat to see what was the matter.
Away to the windows, I flew like a flash,
climbed up the curtains, and pressed my nose to the glass.
And what in the world did my feline eyes see,
but a small golden chariot, pulled by cats just like me!
With a fluffy old driver, so white and so furry,
I knew in a moment it must be Saint Purr-y.
More rapid than rabbits, his kitties they came,
and he yowled and meowed, calling each cat by name.
"On, Slippers, On, Sneakers, On, Bigfoot, On, Spats!
Christmas is coming, lets go gentle cats."
Now, White Sox, Now, Bootsie, Lets go Gloves and Mittens!
To the back porch we fly! Let's go cats and kittens!
So down to the catdoor, his kittens they flew,
with a catnip filled chariot and Santa Paws too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the latch,
the paws and clawing of Santa paws scratch.
As I sniffed for his scent and looked all around,
through the cat door Santa Paws came with a bound.
His eyes how they sparkled, his whiskers, how merry!
His cheeks were like marshmallows, his pink nose like a cherry!
His little cat mouth was drawn up like a bow,
and the fur on his paws was as white as the snow.
He meowed not a word, but went straight to his work,
and filled all the stockings, and turned with a jerk.
Then washing his whiskers, his ears, coat and tail,
after having a snack, out the cat door he sailed.
He jumped in his chariot, to his team gave a yowl,
and away they all flew, like nine cats on the prowl.
But I heard him meow, as he drove out of sight,
"Meowy Christmas to all, and to all a good night."

Tanksgibin Tag

Da rules of this holiday game bees kwites simpul. Wenn mew bees tagged, mew rites a diary entry watts mew bees tankful for, then send a Rosette or Pmail to 5 cats, mewin to dem dat dey bees tagged. Dey dens does da same, and usually dey 'mail mew back to tell you dey has dunned da tag game. Soes, here bees a few tings I bees tankful fur.

Furst, I bees tankful dat my toofies feels befur. Nest I bees tankful dat I knots got to takes yukky meds no more. I alsoes bees tankfur dat I awwaze gots a full belly an a Meowmie dat rubs my chinny chin chin an lets mwe sleeps on her lap.

I now chooses dese grate kitties to plays alsos:


1. Leonidas
2. Felix
3. Twix
4. Queenie
5. Pumpkin