January 5th 2006 9:40 pm
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Ummm, my mom just locked me in a dog crate. I'm mewing, and she's not letting me out.
Ok, so I jumped on MoonPie, one of my other kitty sisters. And yeah, maybe she is not feeling too good, but it makes it easier to pick on her. And ok, so mom drug me out of the r00m by my scruff, told me to leave her alone, and I went right back in there and jumped her. But I really thought I could get her and run from mom quicker than mom could catch me.
I would have gotten away with it too if MoonPie had kept her mouth shut. But nooooo, she had to scream like a banshee, and I barely tapped her in the face with my paw.
I just wanted to play. Man, it's just no fun here.