December 24th 2005 7:18 am
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This is my first entry in my new blog!
I'm really excited because tomorrow will be my first Christmas. I'm not sure what Christmas is or who this Santa guy is that everyone keeps telling me about, but I'm told that I need to behave or else Santa will bring me dog poop. I like dogs but I'm not so sure I want their poop so I'm trying my best to be good.
My mom put up this tree near the TV room and I'm really confused. I thought trees belonged outside?? Then she put these shiny, colorful drum ornaments on it. Well...I needed to have those so I helped myself. I knocked a few off and broke them so I kinda got yelled at. Then she moved them all towards the top of the tree so I couldn't get them. I think that's mean.
I like to chew on the branches. It tastes like plastic but it's almost like brushing your teeth. I chew on them for a while then I get tired and rest under the tree.
I've chewed some of the lights off and have chewed through the light's wires so now my mom can't light the tree at night anymore. She says "we can't have nice things" but I don't know what she's talking about.
I hope everyone has a Merry Christmas and that Santa shows up and brings you lots of toys!
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